SENTRY DOWN (btw this isnt a troll)

Lalani: “!”

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Seven: eeek! *Hides*

tonkie boi: i do the same but to horny weebs

thats good... (furry chokeholds him) hey.. can you grab that pistol right... there..

tonkie boi: *shoots furry* no need

thanks.. would you like to help me kill some more of these monsters?

tonkie boi: yessir

Jacob: Need a bit of help there Texas friend?

Weegee: Oh hell yeah.

Harold: CAN I JOIN IN

sure buddy

Harold: *pulls out a linked sword*

[Current Character: Cam, not canon to actual story]
Yellow? Is that you?
[I am refering to Yellow, an Ammune inkling who is a massive TF2 fan, mains as the engineer]

hey there, kid, what you doing out here in the middle of the dark (sentry shoots a furry that was sneaking up on him)

*I take a deep breath*
Thanks for that.
*I end up grabbing one of them, and I use my SawBlade Knife, in which I cut their arm off, disect them, and then slit their neck, I am covered in blood*
Its been some time since I've done that.

yeah.. i havent been furry hunting in a while either

I mean I haven't used this thing in a while, its a battery powered sawblade with a handle in the middle, you pull the trigger on the handle and it turns on, useful for cutting things such as flesh, rope, bones, and some wood. And I thought you were a friend of mine, kinda looks like you exactly, but he is an inkling, so there is that.

very nice, ive built some stuff myself like that (shoots a furry squad infront of him)

Yeah, its supprisingly powerful for a little saw, and yeah, it isn't the only thing I have.
*I pull out two Modified Desert Eagles, my double barrel shotgun, and my modified pickaxe*
This is my whole loadout, these are the only weapons I am highly skilled with.
*I swiftly grab one of the MDE's and guns down a Anime Cartel unit*
I f**king hate Anime Cartel.

me to brother... me too... (sees that his sentry is zapped)... furry spies...

I got this.
*I remove the Sapper from the sentry, then I choke and snap a furry spy's neck*
It just isn't the same without the Pyro around, where's your team anyways?

Well... there dead.. they broke the respawning anchors at the base so its just me.. the only ones i dont think are dead are soilder and medic..

Well, City 5 Protection Agency sent me out here because there were other signs of life wandering about. Well, I did find that sign of life.

LEMME HELP *the only thing they fear is you kicks in*

Chris: *pulls out dual p90s* lemme help.