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JAPAN: A National Biopic 
(By Simo-The-Finlandized - © 2021 CE)
==========================
 Japan (Japanese: 日本;
 Romanised as nihon or nippon)
 is a country in East Asia. It is a
 group of many islands close to
 the east coast of Korea, China
 and Russia. The Pacific Ocean
 is to the east of Japan and the
 Sea of Japan is to the west.
 Most people in Japan live on
 one of four of the islands. The
 biggest of these islands,
 Honshu, has the most people.
 Honshu is the 7th largest island
 in the world. Tokyo is the
 capital of Japan and its biggest
 city. The Japanese people call
 their country "Nihon" or
 "Nippon", which means "the
 origin of the Sun" in Japanese.
 Japan is a monarchy whose
 head of state is called the
 Emperor.
==========================
HISTORY OF JAPAN:
==========================
The first people in Japan were
 the Ainu people and other
 Jōmon people. They were
 closer related to Europeans or
 Arabs. They were later
 conquered and replaced by the
 Yayoi people (early Japanese
 and Ryukyuans). The Yayoi
 were an ancient ethnic group
 that migrated to the Japanese
 archipelago mainly from
 southeastern China during the
 Yayoi period (300 BCE–300 CE).
 Modern Japanese people have
 primarily Yayoi ancestry at an
 average of 97%. The
 indigenous Ryukyuan and Ainu
 peoples have more Jōmon
 ancestry on the other hand.
 The earliest records on Japan
 are from Chinese documents.
 One of those records said there
 were many small countries (in
 Japan) which had wars between
 them and later a country, ruled
 by a queen, became the
 strongest, unified others, and
 brought peace. The Japanese
 began to write their own
 history after the 5th and 6th
 centuries, when people from
 Korea and China taught Japan
 about the Chinese writing
 system. Japan's neighbours
 also taught them Buddhism.
 The Japanese changed
 Buddhism in many ways. For
 example, Japanese Buddhists
 used ideas such as Zen more
 than other Buddhists. Japan
 had some contact with the
 Europeans in the 16th century.
 The Portuguese were the first
 Europeans to visit Japan. Later,
 the Spanish and Dutch came to
 Japan to trade. Also, they
 brought Christianity. Japan's
 leaders welcomed them at first, 
 but because Europeans had
 conquered many places in the
 world, the Japanese were
 scared they would conquer
 Japan too. So the Japanese did
 not let the Europeans come
 into Japan anymore, except in a
 small area in Nagasaki city.
 Many Christians were killed.
 Only the Chinese, Korean and
 Dutch people were allowed to
 visit Japan, in the end, and they
 were under careful control of
 the Japanese government.
 Japan was opened for visitors
 again in 1854 by Commodore
 Matthew Perry, when the
 Americans wanted to use
 Japanese ports for American
 whale boats. Perry brought
 steamships with guns, which
 scared the Japanese into
 making an agreement with
 him. This new contact with
 Europeans and Americans
 changed the Japanese culture.
 The Meiji Restoration of 1868
 stopped some old ways and
 added many new ones. The
 Empire of Japan was created,
 and it became a very powerful
 nation and tried to invade the
 countries next to it. It invaded
 and annexed the Ryukyu
 Kingdom, Taiwan, and Korea. It
 had wars with China and
 Russia: the First Sino-Japanese
 War, the Boxer Rebellion, the
 Russo-Japanese War, and the
 Second Sino-Japanese War,
 which grew to become a part of
 World War II when Japan
 became allies with Nazi
 Germany and Fascist Italy. In
 1941, Japan attacked Pearl
 Harbor in Hawaii, a water base
 of the United States, and
 destroyed or damaged many
 ships and airplanes. This
 started the United States'
 involvement in World War II.
 American and Japanese forces
 fought each other in the Pacific.
 Once airbases were established
 within range of the Japanese
 mainland, America began to
 win, and started dropping
 bombs on Japanese cities.
 America was able to bomb
 most of the important cities
 and quickly brought Japan
 close to defeat. To make Japan
 surrender, the United States
 dropped two atomic bombs on
 the cities of Hiroshima and
 Nagasaki, killing 150,000
 Japanese citizens. Soon after
 this the Soviet Union began to
 fight against Japan, and the
 Japanese army in Manchuria
 lost. Japan surrendered and
 gave up all the places it took
 from other countries, accepting
 the Potsdam Proclamation. The
 United States occupied Japan
 and forced it to write a new
 constitution, in which it
 promised to never go to war
 again.
==========================
GEOGRAPHY OF JAPAN:
==========================
Japan is a group of islands in
 the Western Pacific, off the
 coast of China. The four biggest
 islands are Honshu, Hokkaido,
 Shikoku, and Kyushu, and there
 are about 6,000 smaller islands
 there. Japan is separated from
 the Asian continent by the Sea
 of Japan and the East China
 Sea. Honshu, which means
 'Mainland' in the Japanese
 language, is the biggest island.
 Hokkaido is the island north of
 Honshu. Kyushu is the island
 west of Honshu. Shikoku is the
 island to the south-west of
 Honshu. In the middle of Japan
 there are mountains. They
 cover the middle of the islands
 and leave a very narrow strip of
 flat land on most coasts. Many
 of the mountains are extinct
 volcanoes, but some are still
 active. The highest of these
 mountains is the beautiful,
 volcano-shaped Mt Fuji (3,776
 metres or 12,389 feet high).
 Japan has many earthquakes,
 in fact there are about 1500 of
 these every year. The biggest
 earthquake recorded in Japan
 was in 2011 - called '2011
 Tohoku Earthquake'. It caused
 great damage to several power
 plants forcing Japan to shut
 down all its nuclear plants.
 There was a nuclear core
 meltdown which caused a
 serious health risk to nearby
 villages and cities. 90% of the
 people living in Japan live in
 just 10% of the land, near the
 coast. The other 10% of the
 people in Japan live away from
 the coast. Over 10 cities have
 more than a million people in
 them. The biggest city in Japan
 is Tokyo, which is the capital.
==========================
POLITICS OF JAPAN:
==========================
The Government of Japan is a
 constitutional monarchy, like
 the United Kingdom. The head
 of state is the Emperor of
 Japan, Emperor Naruhito, while
 most executive power rests
 with the Prime Minister of
 Japan, currently (2013) Shinzo
 Abe, and his Cabinet. The Diet
 of Japan is the legislative
 branch or Parliament, made up
 of two houses. The upper
 house, the House of
 Councillors, is the subject of a
 national election every three
 years; the last election was in
 July 2013, when half of the
 seats for six year terms were
 voted on.
==========================
SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY 
OF JAPAN:
==========================
In the past, the Japanese
 learned science by way of
 China or from Europe in the
 Meiji Era. However, in recent
 decades Japan has been a
 leading innovator in several
 fields, including chemical
 engineering, nanotechnology,
 and robotics. There are many
 technological companies in
 Japan, and these companies
 make products for export. The
 robot Asimo was made and
 introduced in 2000. It was
 manufactured by Honda.
==========================
CULTURE IN JAPAN:
==========================
Many things in Japanese culture
 originated in China, like Go and
 bonsai. Japan's traditional food
 is seafood, rice, miso soup, and
 vegetables. Noodles and tofu
 are also common. Sushi, a
 Japanese food made of cooked
 rice with vinegar with other
 ingredients such as raw fish, is
 popular around the world. The
 religion in Japan is mostly
 Shinto and Buddhist. Due to
 the tolerant nature of the two
 main Japanese religions, and
 the resulting intermixing of the
 two, many Japanese identify as
 both Shinto and Buddhist at
 the same time. There are small
 numbers of Christians and
 Muslims, and a few Jews. When
 it comes to popular culture,
 Japan is famous for making
 video games. Many of the
 biggest companies that make
 games, like Nintendo, Namco,
 and Sega, are Japanese. Other
 well-known parts of Japanese
 arts are comics, called manga,
 and digital animation, or
 anime. Many people get to
 know Japanese or how life in
 Japan is like by reading manga
 or watching anime on
 television. The Ryukyuans and
 the Ainu both have their own
 separate cultures, languages
 and religion.
==========================
MILITARY IN JAPAN:
==========================
The Imperial Japanese Army,
 also known as the IJA, was the
 army of Imperial Japan from
 1871 to 1945. The IJA was
 started after the Meiji
 Restoration and dissolved at
 the end of World War II. Article
 9 of the Constitution of Japan
 prohibits the use of aggressive
 force as a means for settling
 international disputes. In order
 to defend Japan, if necessary,
 the Japan Self-Defense Forces
 (JSDF) was formed. The
 ground-reach of JSDF is the
 Japan Ground Self-Defense
 Force (JGSDF). Japan also has a
 navy.
==========================
EDUCATION IN JAPAN:
==========================
As of 2008, there were 87
 national universities, 89 public
 universities, and 580 private
 universities in Japan. National
 universities tend to have a
 good reputation in higher
 education in Japan. They are
 often more difficult to get into
 than private or public
 universities. In 2004, the
 national university system
 changed. National universities
 were no longer completely
 public public and more of a
 private. Since 2004, every
 national university has become
 a special type of corporation.
 They are called "national
 university corporations". They
 now have more freedom and
 less control from the
 government. Faculty and staff
 are no longer government
 employees, and they do not
 work for the Ministry of
 Education, Culture, Sports,
 Science and Technology.
==========================
TRANSPORTATION IN JAPAN:
==========================
There are several important
 international airports in Japan.
 Narita is the major
 international airport in the
 Tokyo area. Kansai
 International Airport serves as
 the main airport for Osaka,
 Kobe, and Kyoto. Chūbu
 Centrair International Airport
 near Nagoya is the newest of
 the three. Haneda Airport is
 close to central Tokyo and is
 the largest domestic airport in
 the country. The Shinkansen is
 one of the fastest trains in the
 world and connects cities in
 Honshu and Kyushu. Networks
 of public and private railways
 are almost all over the country.
 People mostly travel between
 cities in buses.
==========================
SPORTS IN JAPAN:
==========================
Japan has many traditional
 sports such as sumo, judo,
 karate, kyudo, aikido, iaido and
 kendo. Also, there are sports
 which were imported from the
 West such as baseball, soccer,
 rugby, golf and skiing. Japan
 has taken part in the Olympic
 Games since 1912. It hosted
 the Olympic Games in 1964,
 1972 and 1998. From 1912
 until now, Japanese
 sportspeople have won 398
 medals in total. Professional
 sports are also popular and
 many sports such as baseball,
 soccer, sumo, American
 football, basketball and
 volleyball, are played
 professionally.
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    ========================== JAPAN: A National Biopic (By Simo-The-Finlandized - © 2021 CE) ========================== Japan (Japanese: 日本; Romanised as nihon or nippon) is a country in East Asia. It is a group of many islands close to the east coast of Korea, China and Russia. The Pacific Ocean is to the east of Japan and the Sea of Japan is to the west. Most people in Japan live on one of four of the islands. The biggest of these islands, Honshu, has the most people. Honshu is the 7th largest island in the world. Tokyo is the capital of Japan and its biggest city. The Japanese people call their country "Nihon" or "Nippon", which means "the origin of the Sun" in Japanese. Japan is a monarchy whose head of state is called the Emperor. ========================== HISTORY OF JAPAN: ========================== The first people in Japan were the Ainu people and other Jōmon people. They were closer related to Europeans or Arabs. They were later conquered and replaced by the Yayoi people (early Japanese and Ryukyuans). The Yayoi were an ancient ethnic group that migrated to the Japanese archipelago mainly from southeastern China during the Yayoi period (300 BCE–300 CE). Modern Japanese people have primarily Yayoi ancestry at an average of 97%. The indigenous Ryukyuan and Ainu peoples have more Jōmon ancestry on the other hand. The earliest records on Japan are from Chinese documents. One of those records said there were many small countries (in Japan) which had wars between them and later a country, ruled by a queen, became the strongest, unified others, and brought peace. The Japanese began to write their own history after the 5th and 6th centuries, when people from Korea and China taught Japan about the Chinese writing system. Japan's neighbours also taught them Buddhism. The Japanese changed Buddhism in many ways. For example, Japanese Buddhists used ideas such as Zen more than other Buddhists. Japan had some contact with the Europeans in the 16th century. The Portuguese were the first Europeans to visit Japan. Later, the Spanish and Dutch came to Japan to trade. Also, they brought Christianity. Japan's leaders welcomed them at first, but because Europeans had conquered many places in the world, the Japanese were scared they would conquer Japan too. So the Japanese did not let the Europeans come into Japan anymore, except in a small area in Nagasaki city. Many Christians were killed. Only the Chinese, Korean and Dutch people were allowed to visit Japan, in the end, and they were under careful control of the Japanese government. Japan was opened for visitors again in 1854 by Commodore Matthew Perry, when the Americans wanted to use Japanese ports for American whale boats. Perry brought steamships with guns, which scared the Japanese into making an agreement with him. This new contact with Europeans and Americans changed the Japanese culture. The Meiji Restoration of 1868 stopped some old ways and added many new ones. The Empire of Japan was created, and it became a very powerful nation and tried to invade the countries next to it. It invaded and annexed the Ryukyu Kingdom, Taiwan, and Korea. It had wars with China and Russia: the First Sino-Japanese War, the Boxer Rebellion, the Russo-Japanese War, and the Second Sino-Japanese War, which grew to become a part of World War II when Japan became allies with Nazi Germany and Fascist Italy. In 1941, Japan attacked Pearl Harbor in Hawaii, a water base of the United States, and destroyed or damaged many ships and airplanes. This started the United States' involvement in World War II. American and Japanese forces fought each other in the Pacific. Once airbases were established within range of the Japanese mainland, America began to win, and started dropping bombs on Japanese cities. America was able to bomb most of the important cities and quickly brought Japan close to defeat. To make Japan surrender, the United States dropped two atomic bombs on the cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing 150,000 Japanese citizens. Soon after this the Soviet Union began to fight against Japan, and the Japanese army in Manchuria lost. Japan surrendered and gave up all the places it took from other countries, accepting the Potsdam Proclamation. The United States occupied Japan and forced it to write a new constitution, in which it promised to never go to war again. ========================== GEOGRAPHY OF JAPAN: ========================== Japan is a group of islands in the Western Pacific, off the coast of China. The four biggest islands are Honshu, Hokkaido, Shikoku, and Kyushu, and there are about 6,000 smaller islands there. Japan is separated from the Asian continent by the Sea of Japan and the East China Sea. Honshu, which means 'Mainland' in the Japanese language, is the biggest island. Hokkaido is the island north of Honshu. Kyushu is the island west of Honshu. Shikoku is the island to the south-west of Honshu. In the middle of Japan there are mountains. They cover the middle of the islands and leave a very narrow strip of flat land on most coasts. Many of the mountains are extinct volcanoes, but some are still active. The highest of these mountains is the beautiful, volcano-shaped Mt Fuji (3,776 metres or 12,389 feet high). Japan has many earthquakes, in fact there are about 1500 of these every year. The biggest earthquake recorded in Japan was in 2011 - called '2011 Tohoku Earthquake'. It caused great damage to several power plants forcing Japan to shut down all its nuclear plants. There was a nuclear core meltdown which caused a serious health risk to nearby villages and cities. 90% of the people living in Japan live in just 10% of the land, near the coast. The other 10% of the people in Japan live away from the coast. Over 10 cities have more than a million people in them. The biggest city in Japan is Tokyo, which is the capital. ========================== POLITICS OF JAPAN: ========================== The Government of Japan is a constitutional monarchy, like the United Kingdom. The head of state is the Emperor of Japan, Emperor Naruhito, while most executive power rests with the Prime Minister of Japan, currently (2013) Shinzo Abe, and his Cabinet. The Diet of Japan is the legislative branch or Parliament, made up of two houses. The upper house, the House of Councillors, is the subject of a national election every three years; the last election was in July 2013, when half of the seats for six year terms were voted on. ========================== SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY OF JAPAN: ========================== In the past, the Japanese learned science by way of China or from Europe in the Meiji Era. However, in recent decades Japan has been a leading innovator in several fields, including chemical engineering, nanotechnology, and robotics. There are many technological companies in Japan, and these companies make products for export. The robot Asimo was made and introduced in 2000. It was manufactured by Honda. ========================== CULTURE IN JAPAN: ========================== Many things in Japanese culture originated in China, like Go and bonsai. Japan's traditional food is seafood, rice, miso soup, and vegetables. Noodles and tofu are also common. Sushi, a Japanese food made of cooked rice with vinegar with other ingredients such as raw fish, is popular around the world. The religion in Japan is mostly Shinto and Buddhist. Due to the tolerant nature of the two main Japanese religions, and the resulting intermixing of the two, many Japanese identify as both Shinto and Buddhist at the same time. There are small numbers of Christians and Muslims, and a few Jews. When it comes to popular culture, Japan is famous for making video games. Many of the biggest companies that make games, like Nintendo, Namco, and Sega, are Japanese. Other well-known parts of Japanese arts are comics, called manga, and digital animation, or anime. Many people get to know Japanese or how life in Japan is like by reading manga or watching anime on television. The Ryukyuans and the Ainu both have their own separate cultures, languages and religion. ========================== MILITARY IN JAPAN: ========================== The Imperial Japanese Army, also known as the IJA, was the army of Imperial Japan from 1871 to 1945. The IJA was started after the Meiji Restoration and dissolved at the end of World War II. Article 9 of the Constitution of Japan prohibits the use of aggressive force as a means for settling international disputes. In order to defend Japan, if necessary, the Japan Self-Defense Forces (JSDF) was formed. The ground-reach of JSDF is the Japan Ground Self-Defense Force (JGSDF). Japan also has a navy. ========================== EDUCATION IN JAPAN: ========================== As of 2008, there were 87 national universities, 89 public universities, and 580 private universities in Japan. National universities tend to have a good reputation in higher education in Japan. They are often more difficult to get into than private or public universities. In 2004, the national university system changed. National universities were no longer completely public public and more of a private. Since 2004, every national university has become a special type of corporation. They are called "national university corporations". They now have more freedom and less control from the government. Faculty and staff are no longer government employees, and they do not work for the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology. ========================== TRANSPORTATION IN JAPAN: ========================== There are several important international airports in Japan. Narita is the major international airport in the Tokyo area. Kansai International Airport serves as the main airport for Osaka, Kobe, and Kyoto. Chūbu Centrair International Airport near Nagoya is the newest of the three. Haneda Airport is close to central Tokyo and is the largest domestic airport in the country. The Shinkansen is one of the fastest trains in the world and connects cities in Honshu and Kyushu. Networks of public and private railways are almost all over the country. People mostly travel between cities in buses. ========================== SPORTS IN JAPAN: ========================== Japan has many traditional sports such as sumo, judo, karate, kyudo, aikido, iaido and kendo. Also, there are sports which were imported from the West such as baseball, soccer, rugby, golf and skiing. Japan has taken part in the Olympic Games since 1912. It hosted the Olympic Games in 1964, 1972 and 1998. From 1912 until now, Japanese sportspeople have won 398 medals in total. Professional sports are also popular and many sports such as baseball, soccer, sumo, American football, basketball and volleyball, are played professionally. ==========================