join for free mountain dew

Bruh:

Lol Mountain Dew is already Bruh’s thing AND ALSO SurlyKong’s thing. They’ve already fought about who it belongs to and now your fascist ass wants to claim it too?!

Can’t even offer an original joke drink?!

its just a joke bro its not serious

Mmkay. Lazy & unoriginal tho. 1/10

Not truly concerned with your joke quality though — who hasn’t told a bad one? — more concerned with you being a fascist

isnt this all a joke

Sort of yes, sort of no

In theory it’s all “roleplay” but if you start talking about how you want to purge political opponents and how “god hates f*gs” people might expectedly take offense

what do you mean bye god hates f*gs

It’s a homophobic catch phrase, which we may or may not have seen others use this weekend

i personaly am just trying to make things interesting and have not any such thing sorry for my vice

So you’re not actually fascist?

What about xxxgamer?

hes my brother hes not either we just thought it would be interesting

Mhm

YOU MF