IM SCARED OF BUGS JKEKLAUOAjruKRU HELP

r u n

I HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN

SIT STILL THEN

WHY

SO IT DOESN'T ATTACK YOU DUH

meet the yellowjacket
which is very small
but probably what i'm up against
and are super aggro, with no quarter given

oh ok

help

I can't lmao

just help

I CAN'T

Stay still

why

They won’t think you are alive

what

It will stop you from getting stung

meet the yellowjacket
which is very small
but probably what i'm up against
and are super aggro, with no quarter given

EAT!
EAT!!
EAT!!!

what tf does that mean
also it's gone now

You should've ate it. Jk.

it's very gone
and i'm scared of bugs, why tf would i e a t it

To kill it?

i think only i would be killed

Smack it

no
im scared of bugs

One good ol’ smack and they’re gone

meet the yellowjacket
which is very small
but probably what i'm up against
and are super aggro, with no quarter given

ignore it
he wont attack you

meet the yellowjacket
which is very small
but probably what theyre up against
and are super aggro, with no quarter given

ye

okay so there are a few avenues
distance yourself
stay still
fight
in that order
if you can't safely exit, freeze in place. If it gets aggressive, find something with a wide surface area, like a ballcap, then let fly.

i'm in my house
the door is open
my family is outside picking crabapples
and i don't know what that means

Okay you have to face it head-on if it's in your home
Get a hat or something wide that you can swing easily (so the size of a paper but ssturdier), and a can of Raid or something like that
Spray first. If you hit, finish the ting with the hat. If you miss, prepare for the battle of the century.

teh f**k is raid

It's a kind of wasp/hornet killer

i dont have that tho

alright so in that case, possibly try a squirt gun or something, especially once it lands

i don't have a squirt gun
all i have as possible weapons is a set of broken headphones that are mine
a trash picker that belongs to my mom
an arsenal of weapons on the wall that belong to my dad that i do not know how to use and im not allowed to touch them
an electric fire tennis racket
rollerblades
a microphone
an overflowing trash can
some sort of whiteboard
two bottles of dry shampoo
plastic eggs
bags of chips
old dip
a spoon
and other stuff

yes he will

Alright so the tennis racket, you said it's "electric fire"? If so, that thing is gonna decimate the bug.

i don't know how to use that thing
also my dad's carrying a machete around the house

okay so the racket should have a button
i believe you just press/press and hold that button
and why

idk why
also i'm not allowed to touch the racket
and the bee wasp thing isn't in my sight

oh
well idk anymore

ae

R.U.N.

I HAVE NOWHERE TO RUN

shit-
Then SIT STILL

WHY

IT'LL THINK YOU'RE DEAD

meet the yellowjacket
which is very small
but probably what i'm up against
and are super aggro, with no quarter given

i think ive seen this comment before

yes