LAST MONTH A BUDDY FROM SEATTLE CAME TO VISIT ME IN HOUSTON. AFTER PICKING HIM UP AT THE AIRPORT, I ASKED HIM WHERE WOULD HE LIKE TO EAT LUNCH. HE REPLIED, "ANYWHERE IS FINE BUT IT MUST CONVEY WOKENESS." SO, I DROVE HIM TO THIS PLACE AND TOLD HIM, UNFORTUNATELY, THIS WILL HAVE TO SUFFICE, BUT TO PLEASE HOLD OFF ON JUDGMENT UNTIL HE'S TRIED THE EGG ROLLS!
