WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE REASON THE REPUBLICANS FAILED TO DEFEAT GAVIN NEWSOM IN THE CALIFORNIA GOVERNOR RECALL ELECTION? "YOU MEAN BESIDES THE FACT THAT THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE IS, I MEAN, DIDN'T, UH, LOOK LIKE ME?"; "WELL, I THINK THE BIGGEST PROBLEM WE FACE HERE IS WILDFIRES, AND NOT ONE OPPOSING CANDIDATE MENTIONED STARTING AN INVESTIGATION INTO JEWISH SPACE LASERS."; "SO I DID A WRITE-IN VOTE FOR A FELLA I MET AT THE BUS STATION WHO WAS TELLING ME ALL ABOUT THEM."
