Lol

Well....Okay then....Now where's the noose?

*hands*

Thank you. *casually hangs self and waits for death*

Ah yes, the simpsons

lol

Maybe taking the bible out of context isn't the best idea
(i know this is a joke)

i actually originally heard this from my pastor XD

What book chapter and verse

These are two different passages lol
One is in the end of Matthew and the other is something Jesus told someone to do in Luke
(I'll find specifics later, kinda too tired to remember lol)

I looked it up and there 2 diffrent books thats isnt what god or Jesus said which isnt that funny but if you wsnt real verses i post some evry day or so

They’re taken out of context for comedic purposes. The Bible never actually encourages this. This is more making fun of Christians that think they can just get a message by opening the Bible and pointing at a verse, it’s not making fun of the Bible. I’m Christian myself, jsyk

Okay sirry for making a big deal but have a goid night

oof for you then