The IMGFLIP_BANK believes new ideas should not be throttled for lack of cash. We aim to bolster our budding entrepreneurs.

I have an idea for a surveillance company, where we keep our eyes on everyone, just in case there are some trouble makers. There will be cameras everywhere to ensure maximum security and stream safety. I think we've had enough of these little fascist parties popping up, don't you? If I have the funds necessary, I can make this safety net of surveillance a reality.

Lol.

I mean — ahem — *puts on banker suit*

Given the sensitive political and First Amendment implications of your proposed enterprise — and my own status as an unelected official — I am afraid I will have to first seek guidance from the government on the constitutionality of your security company and of disbursing funds thereto.

That won't be necessary

I need 40,000 dollars to start a gun shop called "Fat Pepes California legal guns and weed."
What kinda interest will I be paying or is it a true grant from "THE PARTY?"

We haven’t printed anywhere near that much money yet. We’re doing grants on the order of $100. :)

I kant build a gun and weed emporium for 100 sloth bucks...

Tell you what — Set up a bank account for your new enterprise, I’ll give it $100, you can figure it out from there. If you need more money you can always re-apply. :)

Or, in plain English:

Chthonic had a fun and well thought-out idea for a Weekly Lotto and so I gifted him $100. Lol.