guy: “you know why you’re eyes are like stars?”
her: “🥰aww bc they sparkle?”
guy: “no, because they’re so far apart”

SHEEEEEEEESH

SHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSHHHH BRROOOOOOO THAT WAS A LVL 11 ROAST HOLY CRAP

Casually comments on a 6 month old comment

"That's a $6 dollar uber ride right there from your left eye to your right."

FACK
I'm not swearing

But a fellow Jacksepticeye fan

guy "how tall are you?"
her "5'5"
guy "oohh so that's how big you're nose is ok"

Decent.

She looks like Sid the Sloth

Train conductor: Next stop! The 5"5 girl’s right eye!

Her eyebrows social distance too

She reminds me of Margo from Despicable me