LISTEN, THERE'S JUST NO MAKING THIS
STUFF UP. THE STOCK MARKET HAS
BEEN IN THE TOILET FOR OVER A YEAR. UNEMPLOYMENT IS
AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH. UNCONTROLLED SPENDING WILL MAKE SSDI GO
BELLY UP ANY MINUTE NOW. FOR PETE'S SAKE, MA HAS TO RESORT TO
USING THE MILITARY AS SCHOOL BUS DRIVERS. THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR!
IT'S THE END OF 2021. I'M ANNOUNCING MY CANDIDACY FOR
THE PRESIDENCY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
