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I can't | bro okay so last night we (my family) were talking, and my mom said she was scared of "God music" and God, because he's always watching you. So I said, "Are you scared of Santa then?" And she goes "NO, Santa gives you gifts." And I said "God gives you gifts! He gave you the gift of life." And my dad sings, "He sees you when you're in bed, he knows when you're awake, he knows where you are sleeping, so hide for goodness sake!" and my mom shouts, "SEE, THAT'S CREEPY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE GOD!" What lmao | image tagged in ihopeigethitbyacar | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
57 views • 3 upvotes • Made by kysplease 3 years ago in MS_memer_group
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[deleted] M
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That doesn't sound good lol god is good but ur parents sound funny lol
kysplease
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yeah xD
Funguy. M
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when you realize you can’t hide from God:
JadeTheCrabHighPriest
0 ups, 3y
According the law of religion in worlds with multiple religions if you don’t believe in god cannot touch you
Eye_Candy
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thats santa- but ok XDDDDDD
JadeTheCrabHighPriest
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The worst Santa can do is give you coal
God can smite you out of f**king existence
kysplease
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I-
JadeTheCrabHighPriest
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Santa can give you a lump of coal
God can damn you to torture for the rest of f**king eternity
[deleted] M
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true
JadeTheCrabHighPriest
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So yep
[deleted]
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Yo parents got problems lmao
kysplease
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Lmfao dont say that, my dad is HILARIOUS. I tell him all the time he should be a comedian.

He can do a billion funny voices and stuff.

AND HE KNOWS GEN Z TALK, SO HE'S COOL TOO XDDD

Oh, on his ID, he tried to do the Hide The Pain smile (which he's super good at xD) but it didnt work and hes upset, he said they didnt give enough time for the pain to set in.
[deleted]
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Pfft yeh yo dad seem kinda cool tho ngl
kysplease
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he IS, you'll see
[deleted] M
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You still believe in Santa?
kysplease
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hell no, what xD

I havent since I was 9.
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XD
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bro okay so last night we (my family) were talking, and my mom said she was scared of "God music" and God, because he's always watching you. So I said, "Are you scared of Santa then?" And she goes "NO, Santa gives you gifts." And I said "God gives you gifts! He gave you the gift of life." And my dad sings, "He sees you when you're in bed, he knows when you're awake, he knows where you are sleeping, so hide for goodness sake!" and my mom shouts, "SEE, THAT'S CREEPY, THAT SOUNDS LIKE GOD!" What lmao