Help I made another Roy temp

If i see you simping for that guy again im commiting death

Hehe~

Well, i got a Mustang i call the "Daddy", i can make it sing by slamming the brakes before i run you over
does that qualify?

No~
I want hot guy 😩🥵😫

I can set the guy driving on fire-

No I want Colonel Mustang~
He is sexy~

*fills mustang with popcorn kernels*
Not gonna make a pun with that second line, wouldn't be very sfw-

😫😫😫 I want Daddy Colonel Roy Mustang~~~~

*gives roy mustang toy*

What kind of toy~

A toy that looks like him

Oh~

yea, and a huge one

May I pour him in ice?

No~

yes *throws ice at him*

Noooo

now he's not hot, no need to thank me

He's always hot~

n o t

Yes please~~

*gives*

Thank you~~~~~~~

what

Singe I meant Singe~

o k