Of course it's in Florida. Of course.

Guy: babe, my head hurts
Girl: *shoots self*
News: girl in Florida shot own head, she survived.

when your not only trash at cleaning the house

"what the f**k i shot you with a silenced glock"
"babe what the hell"

*the chick trying to hide the gun and get the body out*
The guy: *yawns* oh hey babe what are you doing?
The chick:
They guy:hey uh, babe I got this killer headache and it's getting really bad I think I'm going to get it checked out...
The chick: *just silently leaving the room with he gun*

lol

nice

Me: and he failed to notice the blood on his pillow

lol

HOLY SHIT!

eh

It's always florida

lol

Bruh

Lol

Holy shit o.o

what

Nvm

ok

tf

“aww, babe, you are my bad headache”

meh

gives a whole new meaning to hard head

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Actually I'm on mobile so I need to click on a link instead of copy pasting it into the bar, so that's why I did that.

What

oh

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what

Of course it’s in florda