Excellent! I bet he liked THAT! ☻
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I really only do sand up when at the beach. When I get home, I shake everything off onto flypaper. That way I never have to buy sandpaper. I once lived in a coastal town and no matter what I did I always had sand in the bed. To this day I can eat cookies in bed and still sleep soundly.
I have an eye for things like typos and I take full advantage of them, sometimes to the chagrin of those around me. Looking around at how things are not quite right—like a comedy version of The Matrix—gives me enough material to drive stoic people crazy. In a way, I am constantly telling jokes by pointing these things out. Capitalizing on tiny errors is also an excellent way to avoid answering questions.
