GO AHEAD. SKIP THIS AD. DO YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT I FEAR DEATH? LONG HAVE I AWAITED FOR THE COMFORT OF THE VOID, FOR THE DELICIOUS PROMISE OF UNMAKING. LOOK AT ME. MY TEETH ARE TOO BIG. MY BONES ARE TOO THIN. MY SKIN, TOO GOOEY, TOO SCRUMPTIOUS. I AM AN ABOMINATION. DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.
