Caramel: He looks like a father. I’ll follow him home and kill his children.

*Templar keeps training his sword skills*

Caramel: * he hides in the trees*
“ This is stupid, just go to the daycare”

*You hear a tree get cut down*

Caramel: * he jumps to a different tree*

Templar: *Hears you* what was that

Caramel: * silent*
“ Alright.”
* An invisible pain stabs into Templar’s neck*

Templar: Agh
*Templar gets his armor on*

Caramel: * hiding*

*Templar now looks like a Templar knight*

Caramel: * still hiding*

Zaiden:*is a cat and walks up* *meow*

Templar: Oh hello

Zaiden:*rolls on his back*

Templar: *Rubs Zaiden's tummy*

Zaiden:*happy meow*

Templar: Aww

Zaiden:*meow*

*Templar keeps petting Zaiden*

Zaiden:*steps on something and hurts his foot* f**k

Templar: ...

Zaiden:ow that hurt

Templar: You okay

Zaiden:yeah, wait you don't find a talking cat strange

Templar: I am a merfolk with legs, friend with a soldier, person who's presumed dead, and a dryad

Zaiden:cool

Templar: But I think that's strange

Zaiden:strange but cool

Templar: thanks

Zaiden:np I guess

Templar: Okay

Zaiden:*human form*

Templar: Oh my

Zaiden:what

Templar: You can turn into a cat

Zaiden:yep

https://i.imgflip.com/5mlta9.jpg
(Left)Jeb: “What in tarnation-“
(Right) Richard gets his Uzi out

Templar: *Notices* Huh

Richard: “who the hell are you?”

Templar: Who are you?!?

Jeb: “Eh, he doesn’t wanna kill us yet.”
Richard: “Fine. I’m Richard and he’s Jeb.”
Jeb waves

Templar: I'm Templar

Jeb: “Camp?”

Templar: Nah, I'm going to keep training

Jeb: “Well, we can help.”

Templar: Oh. Alright then
*Templar pulls his trident out*,

Jeb gets Blast Blade out

.

Templar: *Ready*

Jeb: “You first.”

Templar: *Jabs the trident at Jeb*

He blocks with Blast Blade
A strange gas begins to leak from one side of the hilt

*Templar pulls his combine sword and swings it at Jeb*

He rolls backward
A spark comes from the other side of the hilt

*Templar Follows Jeb*

The gas ignites and begins exploding

Templar: Sh*t
*Templar runs away from the gas*

It stops exploding
Jeb looks very menacing all of a sudden.
Jeb: “Cool, huh?”

Templar: Yeah
*Templar gets his Templar knight armor and puts it on*

Richard is just on lookout

*Templar gets in a guard position*

You hear rustling
Richard: “We have company!”

Templar: Huh

(Can you come up with the people)