IT'S BEEN 20 YEARS TO THE DAY SINCE A PACK OF JACKASSES
HIJACKED THREE PLANES, WRECKED THE TWIN TOWERS, PART OF THE PENTAGON AND TRASHED UP SOME UNFORTUNATE FARMER'S FIELD. SOME OF YOU MIGHT SAY THAT TODAY SHOULD
BE A SOLEMN OCCASION BUT I BEG TO DIFFER;
THOSE ASSHOLES WERE RIGHT-WING, RELIGIOUS
ZEALOTS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO EVERYTHING
WHICH MAKES THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
THE GREATEST NATION ON EARTH. A QUIET DAY OF
MOURNING AND SOMBER REFLECTION WOULD BE
PLAYING RIGHT INTO THEIR HANDS, GIVING THEM
EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANTED. I SAY PARTY.
MOURN THE DAY NEW ORLEANS/CARNIVAL-STYLE;
GET DRUNK AS HELL, HIGH AS HELL, FORNICATE/THROW
AN ORGY -ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU WHO NUMBER AMONG THE LGBTQ CROWD- WHATEVER, JUST SPEND THE DAY DOING ANYTHING THAT WOULD
BE A SMACK IN THE FACE OF THE 9/11 HIJACKERS. SHOW THE WORLD THAT THIS IS AMERICA; WE MAY REGRET BUT WE DON'T FORGET AND THE HARDER WE GET SLAPPED THE HARDER WE LAUGH AND SAY "THAT ALL YA GOT, PUNK? REALLY? SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEER."