boredom intensifies

Dakota perked their ears, looking over at the dumpster before making their way to it.

Lex: *loud snore*

what da dog doin?

d o g

donut

Furry.

Rude

must eat

Me: *is about to throw trash away, but then hears a snore*

Lex: *loud snore*

*i would set my trash down and try to wake up Lex*

Lex: *wakes up* what you want-

Me: why are you sleeping in a dumpster?

Lex: Because I'm broke and homeless.

Me: ...

Lex: You seem surprised. Why else would someone sleep in a dumpster?

Me: well if you want i can buy you a house and food as well as other basic items needed to live

[A dirty short man pops out]
Joe apparently: Hey, Lex!
Lex: Guess what? Some dude is offering to give me a house!
Joe: Really? That's great!

Me: ...

Joe: I'n gonna miss you.
Lex: Hey man, once I get going I'm gonna find you and help you out.
Joe: Thanks. Bye, Lex.
Lex: Bye Joe.

me: we good?

Joe: *closes dumpster lid again*
Lex: Yeah.

me: alright, now to find a house that you like best

Lex: *shrug*

me: so any of them?

Lex: Alright. *mutters* and i thought for a second there were no nice people in the world...

me: lets go look around for some houses you may like

Lex: Why would you do that?

Me: so obviously you could have a better life, duh

Lex: Mkay.

*browses around houses for sale to see which one Lex would like best*

Lex: Thanks. But I gotta do something first. *gets out of dumpster and goes to another one with the lid closed and knocks on it* Hey! Joe!

Me: *waits patiently*

Lex: *seems more interested in small houses*

Me: i see you like the smaller houses

Lex: I mean im a random stranger and your just gonna do this for me?

Me: well no one deserves to live in garbage, pal

Lex: Yeah. I don't really need that much space and really big houses freak me out.

me: which small house will you like?

*Sarah looked at her* "..."

Lex: *epicly sleeping*

im useing a male elf oc he has a pair of handcuffs on one wrist and he has stitches up his face and on his neck but he wears a scarf his name is nick)*goes to dump some trash off but sees you and tries to wake you up*hey wake up

???: hi

Lex: *epicly still sleeping*

*taps him*

Lex: *wakes up* what you want-

I’m just wondering what your doing in here

Lex: *yawn* I live here.

HOLY SHIT SPAMTON REFERENCE?!?!?!???! :flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed::flushed:

nope this post was made before the release of deltarune chapter 2

It was a joke

cool