WHAT IF THE CONFEDERATE STATUES WERE LIKE THE WEEPING ANGELS FROM DR. WHO, AND WHOEVER TOOK THEM DOWN HAD ONE TELEPORT TO THEIR ROOM, LATER? IT'S GONNA BE PRETTY SCARY FOR SOMEBODY WHO TOOK DOWN OR EVEN SMASHED THE CSA STATUE TO FIND IT WHOLE, STANDING OVER THEM NEXT TO THEIR BED IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT