' Semper Fi '; An Atheist professor proclaimed "If God exists, let him strike me down" Nothing happened, so he said, "I'll give Him two more minutes" A gentleman got up and approached the podium. The professor turned to him, just as he punched him to the ground. The professor proclaimed, "WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" The gentleman replied, "Sir, God is busy protecting my fellow Marines, so He sent me!"
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