*trying to hide the fangirl side of me fur him bc yes*

*sniff* i smell eteled simp

OH NO
HE FOUND O U T

you're going to horny jail

no

I did a thing

yes

oh god-
also Kyle and Austin have turned into sadists-

I know what Kyle said but what the f**k did Austin do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgMyKyvQCVE

...im on a phone can you just type the vid name

wheeze-
k then-
just... heres a picture E
also that thumbnail is from a rule34 website i use (bc im horny) BECAUSE FUR SOME REASON WII DELETED YOU PORN EXISTS
thank god there isn't much of it but most of it is Austin x Eteled, which should go d i e i n a d i t c h .

...I see the video mkay understandable
BUT WHAT THE F U C K IS THAT SHIP

YES FUR SOME REASON IT EXISTS
*proceeds to slowly pull out my axe from my back* looks like some people are gonna die tonight
this ship should not exist, they are canonically e n e m i e s
R U S S I A N T I M E
YA SOBIRAYUS' ZAKONCHIT' VSE DOSTAVSHCHIKI AUSTIN X ETELED, CHTO ETO NE ZANIMAYETSYA. (translation: I AM GOING TO END ALL AUSTIN X ETELED SHIPPERS, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.)
(yes Kawaii speaks russian, don't ask)

Ex f**king catly
Also I need an eteled template myself hhhhhhh

thhhhhhhhhhhh
there is something called "i can make one"
i dont have much talent but i can try

Dats ight
Also I just realized that the ship couldn't work since Austin had to make a body for himself theres not much chance he would've included "that" part in the design since if you're a ghost in a computer you're not really gonna need that

kewl

ye

I read the title
Uh oh

E