lewis0428 announcement temp 2

If you are gonna be trapped in 3008 then bring a weapon.

but you die because you blinked

dude I want to trapped in 3008 too! if I was, god the nation I would attempt to start... WITHOUT FORCING INTROVERTS OUT OF THEIR SHELLS! GOD IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS!

But what about the staff

note: if I get trapped in 3008, I'm being trapped on purpose, so I will bring a shotgun, a duffel bag full of shells, a few swords and a lot of claymores.

Makes sense but how will you know it is the right Ikea. If you go into the wrong one you will be arrested for terrorism

The right ikea will be the one with a massive chain-link fence and barbed wire around it that is also constantly guarded by high-end-military level guards

OK, but that is not in our dimension

Stfu