(Templar is a merfolk, just saying)

*A shadowy figure appears behind the guys who are dragging Templar and touches 1 of them then starts corrupting*

Guy: Holy sh*t
Templar: What in the lord is going on

*The figure Knees the second guy in the back and elbows the first guy in the face*

Guy 2: AAAAHHHH!!!
Templar: Jeez

*the figure grabs both of the guys and yeets them into a wall afterwards the mask reads “never hurt or kill my half-farther ever again”

Templar: Thanks

*the mask Reads “your welcome Templar” and the shadows starts going into a ball which is dark ren with an among us mask*

Holy carp, must be nice seeing your friends get eaten by us. *Eats the table and leaves*

Huh, did they run out of small fish?

Templar: AAAAHHHH!!!!

*Throws a Molotov cocktail at the restaurant*

Templar: *Gets out of the persons grip*

*Guns both men down*
You okay?

Templar: Yeah, I heard it happened all the time to my ancestor friend

What? Russians Molotov cocktailing restaurants?

Templar: Yeah

*Looks around a few times*
What a coincidence.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm seafood

Templar: AAAAHHHH!!!!

-eat-

Bambi: HEY leave that kid ALONE!!

Templar: AAAAHHHH!!!!, Also I'm not a kid

wait for dinner

underfresh!kitten: OI! HANDS OFF OT I'LL SHOOT! (note she hates people getting hurt, she has ptsd and it makes her violent)

Templar: What
Guy: No, I don't think will

Ufkitten: *shoots both of the men

Templar: Thanks, I guess

uf kitten: your welcome, anyways who are you?

Templar: I'm Templar and you are

ufkitten: name's kitten

Templar: Okay, thanks kitten

uf kitten: welcome anyways we don't want that happening so you MIGHT wanna come with me

Templar: Yeah

(i'mma stop put uf kitten k?) wanna come with me to my au?

Makane: AYO

Templar: AAAAHHHH!!!!

*Turns into a demon and knocks out the person dragging him*

Templar: Thanks

Makane: No problem. I'm surprised you aren't scared of me

Blaken:???

Templar: AAAAHHHH

Blaken:What are they doing?!

Templar: They are trying to cook me!!!

Blaken:Okay*takes out a dagger and it start glowing black*waittt *Throws it at the person dragging him*

Chrissy: Let him go! ( she’s a Merfolk but a shark)

Guy: Get her, we need to cook them
Templar: Hi, AAAAHHHH!!!!

Chrissy: Shark meat is high in Mercury which is lethal to humans- * she runs and grabs onto Templar dragging him away*

Minus:!

Guy: But I need fresh fish
Templar: No

Minus:...i mean i am pretty hungry

Templar: *Unsheaves his combine sword* Go eat another fish

Minus:.........no
Luke:...sup

Templar: AAAAHHHH!!!!

Minus: AY STOP RIGHT THERE!

Templar: Let go of me

Minus: U ABOUT TO TURN THAT DUDE INTO FISH?!

Guy: We need better fish so
Templar: *Kicks off of the guy* No, I am not a fish

Minus: if i let u cook him will i have some fish?

Templar: Ay yo what the fu

Minus:...just a question geez

Templar: Just don't cook me

Minus:...