Ink you have a good song and all, but what the actual fuck

(NO)

(Just sleep.)

(why??)

(You have school in a few days.)

(No, I have online schooling until 25 of October)

(That's what I mean. ON MONDAY, YOU HAVE ONLINE CLASS. AND FOR ME, ON TUESDAY, I HAVE IN PERSON SCHOOL. MEANING I HAVE TO GET UP AT 5:50 IN THE MORNING.)

(OwO)

(MEANING I HAVE TO SIT OUTSIDE IN THE HEAT TO WAIT FOR MY GO***AMN BUS)

(IT'S SHITTING DOWN RAIN WHERE I AM)

(DAAAAMMMMNNNNNN)

Me IRL: WE HAVE 2 INNOCENTS HERE!
AU!Flowey: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID POT

Grace: F**K YOU!
Me IRL: I'm 12. And I know this language because of my parents.
AU!Cross: I'mma just pretend I didn't hear M say that-

Me IRL: MOVING ON-
AU!Flowey: GET. ME. OUT. OF. THIS. STUPID. POT.

Me IRL: No.

Me IRL: hey ya know what- *poofs to another part of the AU*
AU!Flowey: ???????????
Me IRL: *poofs back w/ a monster soul in a jar* MAYBE THIS WILL SHUT YA UP
AU!Flowey: ..

Me IRL; Who did you kill?

Me IRL: no-one. I learned how to make monster souls a while ago
AU!Flowey: ..

Me IRL: Good.

Me IRL: *opens the jar and holds the soul to Flowey* now it eat
AU!Flowey: NO
Me IRL: E A T I T
AU!Flowey: NO-
Me IRL: *shoves it in his mouth and runs upstairs to meh bedroom w/ Flowey*

Me IRL: <image>

AU!Blue: HELLO BROTHER, MWEH HEH HEH!

AU!Cross: Hello brother.
AU!Noot: *hisses at Cross*

AU!Blue: WHY IS THE KING HISSING?

AU!Cross: ;-;
AU!Noot: *stop hissing and gives AU!Cross the death eye*

AU!Blue: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

AU!Cross: You don't wanna know... ANYWAYS I'M GONNA GO BEFORE I DIE-

AU!Blue: OKAY?? *goes elsewhere*

AU!Cross: *poofs to AU!Dream* H E L P M E

AU!Dream: ..they're sleeping.

AU!Cross: ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵇʳᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵏᶦˡˡ ᵐᵉ

AU!Ink: ?
AU!Blue: *starts doing other things*

AU!Cross: *makes coffee* ...

AU!Ink: ??

AU!Cross: ...
Grace: *A FRIGGEN COFFEE ADICT*

AU!Ink: :|

AU!Cross: *a grump, at the moment*

AU!Ink: .

AU!Cross: ...

AU!Ink: ..

AU!Cross: *poofs to AU!Lux's room*

AU!Blue: YOU'D USUALLY SAY HI WITH A JOKE, WHAT HAPPENED?
Me IRL: are you usually this-
AU!Blue: YES HUMAN, YES I AM!
Me IRL: ok then-

AU!Cross: Everyone hates me for some reason..

AU!Blue: BROTHER, WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
Me IRL: .. *hugs him* 🥺

Me IRL: *points at AU!Flowey* He REALLY hates him.
AU!Cross: Yep....

AU!Blue: HOW COME?
Me IRL: ..reasons
AU!Blue: OK HUMANS!- WAIT. HUMANS!?
Me IRL: I'm friends with you remember-
AU!Blue: Oh yeah. ANYWAYS-

Me IRL: Your brother...well...has a crush on someone that the stupid flower does NOT approve of. (nor the brother of the person he has a crush on)
AU!Cross: o//////o "

AU!Blue: BROTHER, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
Me IRL: ;-;"
AU!Flowey: I SWEAR IF YOU-

AU!Cross: *middle fingers AU!Flowey*
Me IRL: *holding a pic of Lux and Starcross behind my back*

Me IRL: (what EVER YOU DO, D O N ' T show Flowey-)
AU!Blue: MWEH HEH! HELLOW FLOWER!
AU!Flowey: It's FLOWEY.
AU!Blue: SORRY!
AU!Flowey: ..*notices AU!Cross middle fingering him* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

Me IRL: *shoves the picture in AU!Cross's hands. It reads: You and Dream's future childrens ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
AU!Cross: *stops holding the middle finger and starts nosebleeding*

Me IRL: *SCREECHES* NO, STOP IT, GET IT OUT OF HERE, OG FRESH'S THEME IS BETTER(Annoyingly)

Me IRL: No.
AU!Cross: Whatever this is, it's kinda fun.

Me IRL: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *screeching*
AU!Flowey: OH MY GOD WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!?

Grace: will you shut up, Flowey? DREAM, YOU CAN COME BACK NOW!
AU!Cross: *oddly vibing to this*

AU!Flowey: NO, I WILL NOT
AU!Dream: *comes back*
Me IRL: HOW IS THE PUN MASTER VIBING TO THIS. I NEED TO BLOCK OUT THE THEME

Grace: I love this music
AU!Cross: *still somehow vibing*

Me IRL: can I die now
AU!Flowey: S U R E
AU!Dream: *SMACKS AU!FLOWEY* Don't touch my child
Me IRL: T^T

*"Bruh" begins to play*
Grace: >:3
AU!Cross: *VIBIN' HARD*
Me IRL: Well, here ya go. "Bruh" is playing now.

AU!Dream: I have several concerned
AU!Flowey: WHERE THE HELL ARE THE SOULS AND EVERYONE WHEN I NEED THEM
Me IRL: elsewhere
AU!Flowey: NO SHIT DUMBASS
AU!Dream: >:( *SLAPS AU!Flowey TWICE as hard*
AU!Flowey: OW!!

Me IRL: Be glad it's not the spawn of Satan's theme.
Grace: I have a sword, I USED IT TO BEAT THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF X!B-WORD TWICE, AND HAVE SAVED MY UNIVERSE COUNTLESS TIMES, I CAN BEAT THE SHIZ OUT OF YOU, TOO. OH CRAP-

Me IRL: ..
AU!Flowey: ok

Grace: On my asshole bio family's house after UV because I was traumatized and really hated them.

Me IRL: ok-
AU!Flowey: ok then
Me IRL: (I am in need of 2 monster souls)
AU!Flowey: (DO THAT AND YOUR DEAD)

Grace: I have X!Bitch's soul vial with his soul in it on me!

Me IRL: NONONONONONONONONO. I MEAN REGULAR.
AU!Flowey: SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STUPID POT-

Grace: oh. WANNA HEAR HOW I ALMOST KILLED X!BITCH?

Me IRL: NO THANKS PLUS CROSS IS STILL HERE
AU!Flowey: UGH

AU!Cross: (who TF is X!Bitch-)
*AU!Blue heard Grace saying bitch.)

AU!Blue: *comes back out* UH, WHAT DOES-
Me IRL: NOTHING-
AU!Blue: ..OK! *goes back to the kitchen*
Me IRL: >:(
AU!Flowey: ..CAN I GET OUT OF THIS STUPID POT!?
Me IRL: once I get you a soul then yes
AU!Flowey: UUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Grace: I'M 20 YEARS OLD, I CAN SWEAR IF I WANT!
AU!Cross: Who is X!B-word?

(:| ok)

(So I start on Tuesday.)

(ok)

(E)

(E)

(school sucks)

(I have a pore thing on my nose and I can't take it off because I have to let it sit for a while)

(Ohok)

(E)

(K E Y)

AU!Dream: ..

AU!Cross: ;-;

AU!Dream: h e i s n ' t g o i n g t o d o t h a t .

AU!cross: ????

AU!Dream: I am not letting Nightmare kill you.

AU!cross: TwT

AU!Dream: ok can we let them sleep now-

AU!Cross: Ok-

AU!Dream: thankyou
(I'm making Cross an ACTUAL wolf)

(ohok)
AU!Cross: We should sleep too

AU!Dream: *is there*

AU!Cross: Morning Dream.....

AU!Dream: morning
(and here we have an extremely floofy Cross)

AU!Cross: ...

AU!Dream: ?

AU!Cross: ...
Grace: He's a grump in the mornings

AU!Dream: oh, fair enough

AU!Cross: ...
Grace: :|

AU!Dream: ..should I just.. leave or not?
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vJwwRUtwMw&feature=emb_logo)

(S L E E P)

Me IRL: OK CAN WE STOP ABOUT TALKING-
AU!Dream: ..can we not..?
Me IRL: ?
AU!Dream: even if I don't know what your on about, please stop
Me IRL: :|
AU!Flowey: blech

X!Chara: *poofs from nowhere* HULLO MY FRIENDS *has chocolate*

AU!Dream: ?????????????????????????
Me IRL: ight to jump off a cliff- *poofs*
AU!Flowey: AT LEAST I CAN HAVE A SOUL- *follows me*

X!Chara: No. *Stops you from jumping via restraining you* Besides. How would M feel?

Me IRL: more like how would the pervert feel
AU!Flowey: ???????????????????

X!Chara: ...*poofs you back to where everyone else is and then leaves*
Frisk: *Here now, somehow* TF AM I?!

AU!Dream: :0 another child to protect
Me IRL: -_-
AU!Flowey: OH GREAT, ANOTHER IDIOT
AU!Blue: :|

Frisk: Call me an idiot...AND I WILL END YOU

AU!Flowey: aww, what are you gonna do?
AU!Dream: ;-;
Me IRL: ..
AU!Blue: ANOTHER HUMAN! MWEH HEH!

Frisk: Gladly! *A sword made of red magic materializes in his hands*

So don't think I hate you.
I care about your mental health.

ok..

(DAFAUQ-)
*a tiny explosion was heard*
Me IRL: *opens the door to my room* IT'S NOTHING BAD-

Me IRL: I LOVE BREAD
AU!Cross: ?????????????

Me IRL: CHILL-
AU!Ink(the BEAN): ..? w-what happened-
AU!Dream: *hears da voice* ... *STOPS AND RUNS OVER*

AU!Cross: ???
Me IRL: NO

Me IRL: *moves*
AU!Ink: ..*notices AU!Dream* ..m-mom..?
AU!Dream: 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 *hugs*
AU!Ink: .. |3

AU!Cross: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
*a small ball of what looks like purple fire with a face appears*
AU!Lux: *squeak*

Me IRL: (I know what that means ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) *goes elsewhere*
AU!Dream: *heard that* ?????????????????????????
AU!Ink: ..?

AU!Lux: *squeak!*
AU!Cross: *sees AU!Lux* SO CUTE!

AU!Dream: hold on. *notices* 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
AU!Ink: ?
Me IRL: *is elsewhere*

AU!Lux: *squeak!*
Grace: (born from happy feelings)
AU!Cross: CAN WE KEEP THIS???
Grace: *smacks forehead* You and Dream made it via positive feelings.

AU!Dream: wait wha-
AU!Ink: ..
Me IRL: *poofs into existence again*

Grace: Cross, Dream, meet Lux. Your daughter.

AU!Dream: ..oh uh..
AU!Ink: now I have a little sister-
Me IRL: I just spawned your brother-
AU!Ink: wait W H A T
AU!Error: hello
AU!Ink: BWOVER-
AU!Error: BWOVER! *hug*
AUInk: *hugs back*
Me IRL: my job here is done

AU!Lux: *Squeak!*
AU!Cross: *happily crying*

AU!Dream: I wish to pet-
AU!Ink: Sure I'm mad at Cross but I'm protecting my little sister with EVERY part of my being
AU!Error: same

Grace: ONE THING! She needs a body soon or else she's gonna die.

AU!Dream: oh-
AU!Ink: I'M STILL PROTECTING-
AU!Error: yes u-u

AU!Classic: M just called. I'm going to need lux for a few hours.

AU!Dream: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
AU!Ink: -_-
AU!Error: ok
Me IRL: :|

*A few hours later*
AU!Classic: Here she is!
AU!Lux: *now a skele-babeh with purple fire that looks like hair*
AU!Cross: Why-
AU!Classic:She has a small bust in her skull because her energy was very powerful. the hole will allow for easier connection for her soul and body.

AU!Flowey: I WILL KILL YOU, PAINFULLY
AU!Dream: shush
AU!Flowey: YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
AU!Dream: I can and I will
AU!Flowey: TRY IT, YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE ANYTHING
AU!Dream: I don't need to see, I have skill. *shoots him with his bow*
AU!Flowey: OW-

Grace: Toothless, BE GLAD I BLINDFOLDED YOU. YOU WOULD HAVE BROKE.
AU!Cross: *takes off the blindfold to wipe his nose and then sees the photo* OH- UH- DREAM DON'T LOOK.

AU!Dream: ????????
Me IRL: ok
AU!Flowey: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AU!Blue: ????????????????????????

AU!Cross: Why...is...there...this...random....person......in.....a...maids.....dress....saying....nya.......

AU!Dream: .- *silent*
AU!Flowey: .. *disappears*
Me IRL: UMMMMMMMM- *gets rid of it before I break*
AU!Blue: ??????????????????????????????????

Grace: Lux and Starcross are so cute- SHIT-

AU!Dream: ?
Me IRL: YOU FRICKEN IDIOT-
AU!Blue: WHO ARE THEY?
AU!Dream: ?????????????????????????????

Grace: NOONE-

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AU!Dream: ok..?
AU!Blue: ?????????????
Me IRL: ;-;"

Grace: Phew.....

(Ight goodnight)

(good)

Grace: *NERVOUS SWEATING*
(Ight I'm back)

(ohok)
AU!Dream: child, you ok?
Me IRL: yea they're fine-
AU!Dream: ok..

Grace: I'm fine.
Me IRL: *CUES INKING MISTAKE(THE OG VERSION)*

Me IRL: what have you done.. also not here, NOT IN THIS AU-
AU!Dream: ..? Au?
Me IRL: ;-;

MeIRL: I DO WHAT I WANT. IF I WANNA PLAY UNDERVERSE MUSIC, I'MMA DO IT!

Me IRL: THERE ARE REASONS!!!
AU!Dream: what's going on-
Me IRL: ok, Dream leave for a moment
AU!Dream: ok.. *leaves*
Me IRL: OK, SO LISTEN UP-

Me IRL: I WILL NOT HESITATE TO TURN ON T H A T THEME

Me IRL: YOU KNOW THAT INK CAN'T SHOW UP HERE, RIGHT!?

Me IRL: *plays Fresh!Ink's theme* T H A T THEME. THE ONE OF SATAN

AU!Dream: *RUNS TO DA CHILD* .. *gently holds*
AU!Ink: ;-;
AU!Error: :|

AU!Lux: *happy*

AU!Dream: *gently holding*
AU!Ink: :|
AU!Error: now what-
Me IRL: I dunno-

AU!Noot: Oh Cross~ *has a bunch of cows*
AU!Cross: *hugs AU!Dream tightly in fear*

AU!Dream: *gently holding*
AU!Ink: DAD WHAT THE HELL-
AU!Error: :|
Me IRL: *behind Nootmare and has a water bucket* :3

AU!Noot: >:( GGGRRRRRRRRR

Me IRL: *pours the bucket of water onto the Noot and teleports*
AU!Ink: Owo
AU!Error: owO
AU!Dream: *gently holding* ..

AU!Noot: *S C E E C H*
AU!Lux: *asleep*
AU!Cross: My nonexistent ears ;-;

AU!Dream: *goes elsewhere with the smol to protecc them*
AU!Ink: should we just go-
AU!Error: yea- *poof*
AU!Ink: *poof*

AU!Lux: *asleep*
AU!Cross: *goes to the kitchen to make some hot cocoa*

AU!Flowey: ..so?
Me IRL: Flowey is a damning god and won't screw around. DIS BOI HAVE 3 PHASES
AU!Flowey: pssshhh of course you know
AU!Dream: how do you know?
Me IRL: I just know stuff
AU!Dream: ok..

Frisk: And a specific goopy asshole corrupted my soul with HATE.
Grace: He's not wrong-
Me IRL: *vibing*

AU!Dream: ..
AU!Flowey: uh-
Me IRL: ok can we stop talking about other AU's for about a second?
AU!Dream: can we all just go home now?
Me IRL: sure, I guess-
AU!Flowey: ugh, "ok"

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Grace: Ok.
Frisk: *has Butterscotch cinnamon pie*
Me IRL: *poofs back to da ruins*

(FCK YOU-)
AU!Dream: *poofs back to his home, on da surface because I freed dem*
Me IRL: *picks up AU!Flowey, puts him in a pot and teleports after AU!Dream*

Frisk: *poofs after them*
Me IRL: *realizes and then poofs after them*

AU!Dream: *back at the surface house* ah, good to be home
Me IRL: yep!
AU!Flowey: -_-
AU!Blue: *has poofed here* HI!
[where did Cross go-]

AU!Cross: *poofs here* Hello!
Grace: *smiles*

AU!Dream: to the kitchen- *goes to tha kitchen*
AU!Blue: I'M FOLLOWING! *follows*
Me IRL: ah, home
AU!Flowey: ..

Grace: Fun fact: I committed arson once-

(AND IT'S 15 DEGREES)

(That's gotta be cold in both Fahrenheit and Celsius.)

(yes)

(Nevermind it would be like, 59 Fahrenheit)

(lol)

(GOOGLE IS LE BEST)

(ok-)

(Do you have Labor Day in Australia or is just America-)

(JUST IN AMERICA-)

(We don't get school on Labor Day.)

AU!Dream: yeah-
(and it's a big fluff ball)

(ohok)
AU!Cross: *poofs to bed*

AU!Dream: *also poofs to bed*

*the next day...*
AU!Cross: *goes to the kitchen to make coffee*

AU!Ink: *is making hot chocolate* ..hi.. I didn't expect anyone else to be up.

AU!Cross: It's 7...

AU!Ink: I'm always up at 7 AM..
AU!Blue: MWEH HEH!
AU!Ink: and he's up at 6:30-

AU!Cross: I need coffee....