FRIEND GROUP: *SITTING AT THE LUNCH TABLE*
MY FRIEND: *BENDS HIS PHONE ON THE EDGE OF IT* LET'S SEE IF IT WORKS STILL *TURNS IT ON*
FRIEND GROUP: *POGS*
MY OTHER FRIEND: *TAKES IT AWAY* WHAT IF I...*SNAPS IT IN THE OTHER DIRECTION*
FRIEND GROUP: *WATCHES*
ME: DUDE NOOO
THE PHONE: *STARTS IGNITING*
MY FRIEND: *DROPS IT ON THE TABLE*
FRIEND GROUP: * GRABS THEIR THINGS AND RUNS AWAY FROM THE TABLE IN THE SAME DIRECTION*
PHONE: *IS BURNING*; THE SECURITY DUDE; EVERYBODY IN THE LUNCH AREA