STORYTIME; SO I WAS HANGING WITH THE HOMIES AT LUNCH
FRIEND#1 TO FRIEND#2: I BET YOUR PHONE WILL STILL WORK IF YOU BEND IT A LITTLE
F#2: *BENDS IT ON THE EDGE OF THE TABLE*
EVERYONE: DUDE WTF WHY DID YOU DO THAT
F#2: *TURNS IT ON* YO IT STILL WORKS, BUT IT'S USELESS NOW CAUSE IT'S CRACKED AND SH*T, I CAN'T EVEN TELL THE TIME
FRIEND #3: DUDE LET ME SEE
F#2: *HANDS #3 THE PHONE*
F#3: WHAT IF I BEND IT THE OTHER WAY?
ME: DUDE WHAT ARE DOING
F#3: *BENDS IT BACKWARDS*
EVERYONE AT THE TABLE: *LOOKS AT THE PHONE*
ME: WHY DO I SMEL- DUDE IT'S STARTING TO SMOKE
F#3: *DROPS IT IN THE MIDDLE*
PHONE: *SPARKS*
ME: DUDE IT'S STARTING TO SMOKE
EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE: *GRABS THEIR STUFF AND RUNS LIKE IF IT WAS A BOMB ABOUT TO GO OFF*
EVERYBODY IN THE AREA: *STARTS RECORDING*
ALL OF US WHO WERE AT THE TABLE: *YELLING AT F#3*
ME: *SHAKING* I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT BUT WHAT DO I KNOW
MEANWHILE SECURITY DUDE: *STANDING NEXT TO THE TABLE** EVERYBODY BACK AWAY
PHONE: *CONTINUES SMOKING AND SPARKS A BIT*
EVERYBODY AT THE LUNCH AREA: *LOOKS AT US SINCE WE REGROUPED*
ME: SO WHO'S GOING TO EXPLAIN TO EVERBO-
*BELL RINGS*