*bill wurtz time begins*

We could make religion out of this!

Hi, I'm from the Roman empire and I was wondering...

I S L O V I N G J E S U S L E G A L Y E T ?

THE MAYANS HAVE FIGURED OUT THE S T A R S

*Ahem* History of the entire world i guess

Hi, you're on a rock floating in space.

Something’s ALIVE in the O C E A N

Is it Tonga time? I think it’s Tonga time.

I T ' S T H E G O L D E N A G E O F I N D I A !