I just spat out my water while reading this. I truly am living my happiest possible life.

you'd be an outcast

although you'd probably get some pretty cool folktales about you

I would be DOWN for cool folktales. And being an outcast isn't entirely different than normal.

* thinks *

i choked on my pink lemonade seeing this

F**k, does this mean I have to chose between my too fursonas?

Me with my thirty fursonas: *screams*