THE BEST WAY TO BREAK THE ICE IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM WHEN YOUR DANCER SAYS, "ONLY CASH ACCEPTED."; TELL HER, THAT'S TOO BAD; I NEVER CARRY CASH ON ME. THEN HAND HER THIS VIRGIN CARD. TRUST ME, IT'S NOTHING BUT DOM PÉRIGNON AND ONE-TIME BONUSES FROM THERE ON OUT.
