fuck this shit I'm out. don't mind me, I'mma just pack my stuff and leave, scuse' me please. FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT

I don't know what the f**k just happened. But I don't really care, I'MMA GET THE F**K UP OUTTA HERE. F**K THIS SHIT I'M OUT.

this is cool

Blue: Pretty much no one has mental stability anymore.

Ink: yeah

Shattered: <image> Not Grace, Toof, and Hate tho. They're actually smart.

Ink: ...

Shattered: You and Yan are IDIOTS

Ink: not entirely
Cross: at some point we were playing T or D, and Ink did a really good dare
Ink: yea

Shattered: He's still dumb.
Grace: He's certainly not the brightest of people

Ink: the dare was to YOU Shattered
Cross: ye
Ink: and you dare was: You can't be a BISH for a month
Cross: and you did surprisingly well

Shattered: ... *Impales ink through the skull*

Ink: ....
Me IRL: someone has received a death wish

On a scale of one to ten how well do you think I can pull off purple hair?

I don't know what the f**k just happened. But I don't really care, I'MMA GET THE F**K UP OUTTA HERE. F**K THIS SHIT I'M OUT.

NO, THAT IMAGE IS COOL AND BADASS

you think it's cool while I cower in the corner praying they don't kill me.
Shattered: I can and I will someday.

Ink wouldn't kill someone unless he told me first-

wait-
is Ink pointing his big toe at us-
Because I think he is-

Yes, yes he is

Ink WTF-

Ink: DON'T JUDGE MEH

I am judging you harshly for the fact that you can't you your hands like a normal person. unless you don't have your arms. Then I can forgive you.

Ink: PAIN IS FALSE, ARMS ARE UNESISSARY, FEAR ME FOR I WILL END YOU-
Me IRL: end my life.
Ink: WAIT NO-

Dream: *snaps out of it* AAAWWWEEE Cross!
Cross: Chu *kisses Dream*

Ink: ..
Nightmare: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Dream: BROTHER!
Cross: *drops the jam*
Lux: Unclemare!

Nightmare: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- *stops* 0-0"
Ink: *has a bucket of water* ..

Lux: :3
Dream: phew
Cross: I have jam all over me.

Nightmare: ..
Ink: leave or I'll poor this all over you..
Nightmare: .. *leaves*

Cross: *gets cleaned up and gets another jar of jam and continues to feed Lux*

Ink: ..

Ink: ..and also just stop with Fontcest and Frans...

yeah
AND INK, TAKE YOUR VIALS

Ink: took them half an hour ago..

FUKEN GOOD

Ink: but... me feeling actual feelings are possible, I just won't explain how it works..

Ultra: *still a Solgaleo* Help. My hubby is still simping.

Ink: how am I supposed to help..!?

Ultra: F**k you.

Ink: yeah, pick on the emotionless idiot..
(Fun Fact: the mood on the person I'm roleplaying as reflects on my current mood)

Dream: *poofs into Dreamleo* It's ok.
Ultra: ...

Ink: ..

Shattered: Good luck trying.

Ink: .....
Me IRL: firstly, Drop him

Shattered: *drops Ink* F**k you.

Ink: ..
Me IRL: secondly, I'm giving you 10 seconds to run.

Shattered: *lets Dream in control again*
Dream: ...*passed out*

Me IRL: smart choice..
Ink: .

Dream: *passed out*

Me IRL: ..
Ink: ..
Me IRL: .. *poofs Ink elsewhere* ..

Dream: ..What happened...

Me IRL: Shattered took control then Ink said a dare that actually happened a while back, and then Shattered stabbed Ink in the skull, I then poofed/teleported Ink elsewhere
(I WILL NOT SLEEP, NOT AFTER I JUST ACTUALLY AND FINALLY LAUGHED MY ASS OFF)

Grace: .
Dream: *puts the machine gun down and sends her to her room with a butt load of stuffed animals* There.

Ink: that should hold her... for a bit..
Sue: .. not for long though, sooner rather than later she'll ask one of her OC's to teleport her back

I'mma regret this.

(Yes, yes you will)

Dream: Hey ink, Remember that time after UV when I kicked your ass?

Ink: ..why must you remind me...

Dream: ...

Ink: ..

Cross: *feeding Lux*

(AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW-)
Ink: ..

Dream: Thanks! *looking for Shattered*

Broken: the bish thinks I'm stupid
Ink: ..
Me IRL: ....

Shattered: ..Dream! WAIT! WE CAN TALK THIS OUT-
Dream: ..

Ink: after you put a hole straight through my skull, he isn't doing you any favors
Me IRL: *gets a sword* no will I..

Shattered: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ink: well.. they..
Me IRL: I s w e a r . I f y o u d o t h a t a g a i n . . I ' l l e r a s e y o u f r o m e x i s t a n c e s o w e c a n a l l b e a t p e a c e w i t h o u t y o u r b u l l s h i t w e ' v e b e e n p u t t i n g u p w i t h f o r f a r t o l o n g .

Dream: *Has A FREAKING MACHINE GUN*
Blue: Holy shit- Dream where'd you get a MACHINE GUN-

Sue: *pulls out a rocket launcher* nothing compared to this
Me IRL: I t h i n k w e c a n a l l a g r e e t h a t S h a t t e r e d s h o u l d j u s t d i e i n a d i t c h
Ink: ..(shit this is her emotionless state-)

Grace: *knocks you out* That should fix her.
Dream: I still have a machine gun.

Sue: ..
Ink: ..you've only made it worse....

Grace: Time is nonexistent, feelings are unnecessary. Pray and beg, for I will kill everyone you love, then you.

Me IRL: cool, then do me first
Ink: noooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

Me IRL: l e t m e h d i e
Ink: NO

Grace: .

Me IRL: *saying let me die over and over again*
Ink: TOOTHLESS YOU ARE CONCERNING ME-

UV!Dream: Hullo- WHAT IS THAT PICTURE!?

Me IRL: ..
Ink: ....I prefer to not answer

UV!Error: I have the same question.

Ink: I P R E F E R E T O N O T A N S W E R
Me IRL:

Dream: ...Time to whoop Shattered's ass.
(BTW I'm doing an open Fake Collab)

Me IRL: I've already given Shattered a death warning
(k)

Dream: *healing Ink* Well now he has 2.
Blue: 3, actually.
Grace: *remembers when Crossbones insisted on her and you be shipped* ... *STARTS BANGING HER HEAD AGAINST THE WALL*

Me IRL: ..I forgive G[yes, I call Crossbones that] for that-
Ink: .. *has a fuken hole right through his skull*

Dream: Sheesh, Shattered did some damage! the f**king bastard!
Blue: *helps in the healing*

Ink: ..
Me IRL: I would help, but I can't.
Ink: it's fine..
Me IRL: .

Dream: So. It will take a few weeks, but we've done our best to heal your skull as much as we could.

Ink: thanks..
Me IRL: ..

Dream: Anyways! Where is that f**king bastard?

Ink: somewhere..
Broken: I hate doing this but here *holding a Cast Iron Skillet*
Me IRL: ...

UV!Ink: Ink Just discovered legs! They're just like arms, but they're on the other side of your body-

Ink: WOULD YOU SHUT UP-
Ink(FNF): ..you stupid

UV!Dream: *kicks both FNF and UV!Ink in the face* Shut up both of you.

Ink(FNF): ..
Ink: now I have a reason to NOT make you angry-

UV!Dream: ...Do you want to be next?
UV!Blue: Holy shit-

Ink: no-
Ink(FNF): ..

UV!Dream: good..!
UV!Nightmare: Trust me. He's been acting odd lately and I don't know why.
Dream: *sips coffee* Maybe because I thought about commiting suicide and that plan failed miserably because of a dumb glitch?

Ink: ohwow
Ink(FNF): ......

UV!Nightmare:..Are you ok...?
Passive!Night: No, no he is not.

Ink: No one is fine.
Ink(FNF): .. *disappears*