Milk but Blitzo: Ohok

That isn’t how this works

Milk but Blitzo: I know but I don't watch this show and I just wanna have Milk be in an rp since I haven't used him in a while

Then go somewhere else you daft turnip

Milk but Blizto: Okay *stabs himself and frickin dies*

Hey it’s me a cooldude

YOOO)

How’s it going meme chat?

P gud- wanna rp there?)

Sure

https://imgflip.com/memechat?invite=I1GT3uzoEFvxcUPnSt8c_Vo8ZJAcTdAz

ThE pRiNcE iS oUr BoSsEs BoYfRiEnD

Millie, i am not above hitting a female in front of her daddy

lol

Lmao

blitzo: * looks through papers

Moxxie: “sir, i do believe you should take responsibility for this.”._.

blitzo: oh god d*mn it well miss do you have any proof?

“Much.”
She takes out an old pistol- it used to be his.
She points to the white spot over one eye, and she takes out a birth certificate- ‘Kiseki -insert Blitzo’s last name here’

blitzo:........... i don't have to pay child support right?

“No.” She shoves the items back in her pocket and turns to leave-

“Just know that I’m out for your little f**k buddy.”

blitzo: hey he's mine

“Exactly- which is why i want to kill him.” She smirks

blitzo: why?

“Why?” She turns around, a mad look in her eyes- “WHY!?- hahahaha- HAHA- you left, leaving my mother to barely scrape by for years, leaving me without a father figure- i spent nights, crying, wondering why you would leave, and when i finally get here, finally find you, you couldn’t care less if about me. You have no idea how much misery you’ve caused for me, and even if you do, you don’t give a shit! You seem to care so much about that goesha. . . . So i have to take him from you- give you a taste of your own satan-damn medicine.”

blitzo: well i never came back because it was supposed to be a one night a she never me she was pregnant

she never told me

Kiseki: “yes! I swear i will not dress like a w**re.”

Loona: -jealous-

blitzo: i don't care what you dress because your step sister is coming also and stolas

Kiseki: -childish joy-

Loona: D:<

blitzo: let me call stolas * picks up phone and calls him

(If you’re Stolas I’ll be Octavia-

( ok sure give me a few

(Kk

good contet dog thats my other account

(Done yet?

( ill meet you in my other account

(Ok. . .

(Oki

(Are you quite done yet? -_-

( hey almost i'll meet you at my other account

(Aight-

Moxxie and Millie: -polishing weapons-

Loona: -n o t g i v i n g a n y f u c k s-

blitzo: * answers a call * you someone dead you called the right place and for only 666$

Woman on the phone: “ha- clever. No, i need to talk to you about something else.”

blitzo: well hurry cause tax fraud doesn't happen by it self

???: “yes, well- may i come in?” A pair of yellow eyes is staring through the blinds of the door

blitzo: that depends you have money?

???: “oh, a sh*t ton.”

blitzo: ... * shoots window * WELCOME can moxxie get you anything?

???: “no- I’m fine.” She walks in

(Ignore the gun for now, it’s in her pocket)

blitzo: so what do you need?

???: -inhales- “. . . I have high reason to believe I’m your illegitimate child.”

blitzo: ..... wait stolas is a girl

???: “no-“ she pinches her nosebridge- “someone else.”

blitzo: well the only person i remeber f*cking is stolas

???: “go***amnit mother f**ker- VEROSIKA!”

blitzo: ..... who?

“. . .are you f**king kidding me?”

(Have you seen Spring broken?

blitzo: maybe

( one with striker in it?

(Nope- the one with v e r o s i k a

ohh i remember

blitzo: whhhhaaaatt nooooooo ... moxie get the car ready

Loona: “n o-“

Kiseki: -shoves the phone in her mouth- “th-that sounds nice.”

blitzo: * pulls out microphone * WE'RE GOING TO LOO LOO LAND

Millie: “didn’t that place burn down-?”

blitzo: .... do we know another place?

Moxxie: “there’s Loo Loo world-“

blitzo: THEN WHERE GOING TO LOO LOO WORLD * grabs moxxie and throws him out the window * get the car ready thank you and kiseka i need to ask you something

“It’s Kiseki- yes?”

blitzo: are you one of those kids who have a very convincing story to people to make them think that your the actually their kid but in reality their there to steal something or revenge

“Nope, I’m just heavily emotionally strained.”

blitzo: GOOD cause we're having a father daughter day

“See here, that’s the thing- you shouldn’t have broken her heart in the first place.”

blitzo: i did say one night right?

(Ok- canon they used to be in a full on relationship-

( ohhhhh i didn't know that thx )

blitzo: well iiii uhhhh sh*t but i still didn't know she was pregnant

“And let me ask you this, blitzo-“ she pronounces it with the o,
“What would you have done if you had known?”

blitzo: ................ sh*t she got me there

Kiseki scoffs- “you disgust me.” She walks out

blitzo: WAIT!!!!

“WHAT!?” She turns, tears welling up in her eyes

blitzo: how about we hang out you me stolas your mom and loona