Your a sleep paralysis demon, hooray

Jacob: * spin *

Evangeline: ooh

Jacob: * spin *

Evangeline: That's pretty cool

Jacob: yea

Evangeline: *Gets up and tries to spin*

Jacob: Don't try that, only funny speen people can

Evangeline: *Falls*

Jacob: like that

Evangeline: Ouch

Jacob: yea

Evangeline: I should've reconsidered that idea

Jacob: ye

Evangeline: So

Jacob: what

*Evangeline walks up to Jacob*

Jacob: Yes?

*Evangeline cuddles with Jacob*
Evangeline: I wonder how it feels to be a sleep paralysis demon

Jacob: I'll would've guessed you were about to say that

Bambi: *Bamb noises*

Evangeline: Huh

Bambi: HOLY SHIT

Evangeline: What?

Bambi: i like ya cut g *slaps the top of Evangeline's head with great force*

Evangeline: Ow
*Evangeline punches Bambi with great force*

Bambi: *lays on the floor, with a surprised expression*

Evangeline: Don't do that again

Bambi: *internal screaming*

Evangeline: *Sleeps*

Kiseki: “. . .man, this Is a shirty job. All i have to do is loom over her. . .”

*shitty

*Evangeline is sleeping peacefully*

Kiseki sighs and sits down in a chair by her bed- “this is gonna be a looong night.”

*Suddenly a hand under her bed pulls her blanket off*

“!!!!!!- what the-“

*Evangeline is still asleep and the hand reaches for her*

Kiseki slaps it- “no.”

*The hand slaps back and reaches Evangeline again*

She takes out her pistol and aims it at the hand

*The hand grabs Evangeline's leg and pulls her*

Being careful not to hit Evangeline, the shoots at the hand

Hand: *Slaps the gun out of Kiseki's hand and grabs Evangeline leg once again*

She picks it right back up and continues shooting at it

*The hand slaps the gun out once again and grabs the gun as another hand pulls Evangeline out of her bed*

Kiseki holds on tight to it and tries to stop the hands- why were none of her bullets working!?

(It's the Boogeyman)
Boogeyman: Kiseki, can you let me do my job

“No! If i let you do your job, then i don’t get paid for mine!”

Boogeyman: No, I have to do my job
Evangeline: *Still asleep*

“Knock it off!” She continues trying to stop him, this time unfolding his fingers off of her legs

*The Boogeyman sweeps Kiseki off of her feet and pulls Evangeline under the bed*

She grabs onto his arm to follow after them

*Evangeline is pulled into the Demon/monster mafia*
Boogeyman: Cucuy, here she is
Cucuy: Good

They hear the click of a gun being loaded

Cucuy: *Pulls Uzi*
Boogeyman: Pennywise, you take the girl
Pennywise: yes oogie boogie
*Pennywise takes Evangeline*

Suddenly, Pennywise is being held at gunpoint by his next by another demon-

“You leave her the F**K alone.”

She says it in a slight country accent

*Freddy Kruger gets behind her*
Freddy: Really pretty girl, I don't think so
*Evangeline wakes up*
Evangeline: huh

“. . . If i weren’t married, I’d make a stance against that statement-“ she shoots pennywise in the head and takes Evangeline in her arms

Evangeline: eek
*Evangeline jumps out of Kiseki grip*
Boogeyman: If she gets away, you and I will die

“Oooooh, not today, suckers.” She shoots at everyone accept Evangeline

Boogeyman: Rgh, you will cost me everything
Evangeline: Ha

“Damn right i will- Evangeline, honey, get behind me.”

*Suddenly a Long arm pulls Evangeline away and Kiseki doesn't noticed*

She then notices she’s gone-
“SHIT!!”

Evangeline: Aaah
*The hand throws Evangeline out if the realm and back into bed*
Evangeline: *Rests*

Kiseki continues shooting at the bad guys, just to make sure they never do this again

Boogeyman: *Bites Kiseki in her right arm*

“OW-“ she shoots at his head

Pennywise: *Bites Kiseki on her left arm*

She dodges this time, and shoots him in the mouth

Pennywise: *Looks at her and grows bug arms*

(Didn’t she already shoot him in the head?

Pennywise: I'll kill you later

(Yes, yes she did- she’s shot multiple people- could you maybe stop ignoring that?

(Sorry)

(It’s alright- thank you

Boogeyman: *Guys Let's rob the monster bank
Pennywise: Ah yes

“If i leave now, can i trust you won’t mess with people again? Because i know an overlord. . .”

Boogeyman: *Gone*

“. . . I’ll talk to octavia.”

She walks back up to Evangeline’s room

Evangeline: What happened

“Nothing, honey- just go back to sleep. . .”

Evangeline: Okay
*Evangeline goes back to sleep*