OP OCs allowed. TW: Blood and heavy violence/murder, because she lives with Kawaii and the CattoCloud Squad, and Kawaii has PTSD

Calvin is patting Liam on the back as she cries

Tea: h-hewwo?

Black, inky tears are dripping down her face

Tea: ...

Calvin looks up at Tea- “who are you?”

Tea: I-I'm Tea, and I-I'm here to... be your new mom! Y-yeah! Adopt you!

Liam: “b-but we already have a mama! A-and she said her and daddy w-were gonna come back-“ -sob-

Tea: I'm afraid they w-won't come back if y-you're here. I'm sorry.

Liam only sobs harder- calvin gives Tea a glare

Tea: I told you I was sorry. B-but I didn't want to hurt your feelings, I just wanted you to realize that... Your mom and d-dad aren't coming back..

Liam: “y-yes they are! They promised!” She starts running out o the room
Calvin: “liam- wait-!!”

Tea: *stops Liam with her powers* And they clearly broke that purromise.

The twins are now rather terrified of her.

Great job. -_-

(*rolls eye* she didn't mean to, she just wants them to realize that their parents aren't coming back)
Tea: I told you I was sorry..

(They do, they are just f u c k i n g t r a u m a t i z e d- also haha, jokes on you, they just might be-
Do you know splatoon?)

Liam: “sorry doesn’t fix it-!!”

(I do know that Splatoon exists, but I don't have the game or anything about it. I don't even know the characters. I want to know Splatoon, but I'm not sure how I can...)
Tea: -_-

(OOOOOOH BOY- this should explain it pretty well:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8k0POLZp-yI

(oh my god this is hilarious)

(This whole fandom is pretty much a meme XD

(lol)

(I have an idea, let’s color him pink
Oh nO, mY oNlY wEaKnEsS

(W H E E Z E)

(Y E P

(i already love this fandom ._.)

(Ok but like- are you a Woomy or a Veemo?

(shrugs)

(You have to pick! It’s a darned rule that you’re cringe if you choose a mix of both- oh, btw

Woomy: female inkling https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uGFwPaY98K8
Nyges: male inkling https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RG605VNTUok (i could only find the animation sorry)
Veemo: female octoling https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vvyh3I8mwXM
Oomi: male octoling https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UYeigq8UjFA

(i am now a certified Woomy)

(Yaaaaaay! I’m a veemo!

So- any questions? I’ve been here for like three years, I’d be happy to answer them!

(nope, not really lol)

(Alright then! You’ll learn about salmon run and such when you get the game-
And oh, the MUSIC! The music is SO GOOOOOD

(okie)

(You have two choices- trust me, whichever you listen to first WILL end up being your favorite jam, so choose wisely-
The Calamari Inkantation or Fly Octo Fly?

(Fly Octo Fly)

https://soundcloud.com/damein-baker-3/fly-octo-fly-ebb-flow-octo-off

(THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN MY DAD'S DAD OHSHDIDHSJKAYDKABDKDGSAH)

(WANNA HEAR THE INKTANTAION NEXT?! ALL OF THE MUSIC IN THIS GAME IS F**KIN FRESH, ALL OF IT

(YES)

(OK SPICY OR REGULAR

(S P I C Y)

(DAMNIT THE OG IS BETTER- OK

https://soundcloud.com/okdska/spicy-calamari-inkantation-squid-sisters-splatoon-2-ost

(F**K IT HERES BOTH

https://soundcloud.com/963mlp/splatoon-music-final-boss-squid-sisters

(WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER ONE IF ITS BETTER ILL TAKE THAT TOO :D)

(IT JUST KINDA IS

(WELL ILL TAKE IT ANYWAY)

(OH YE- THE MUSIC IS SO COOL, THAT IN THE CREDIT MUSIC OF SPLATOON 1 (maritime memory) they drop an F BOMB

(o.o)

(LIKE YOU CAN BARELY HEAR IT UNLESS YOU’RE LISTENING HARD, BUT SRSLY THEY SAY THE F WORD I SWEAR-

(OH MAH FACKEN GOD)

(HERE IT IS, LISTEN CLOSELY TO THE RAPPER GUY

https://soundcloud.com/dj-tenta-kill/squid-sisters-maritime-memory

(IM LISTENING)

(OK GOOD KEEP LISTENING

(i can't hear it :/)

(WAIT I JUST HEARD HIM SAY F**KING)

(YEAH

(they really just went and said the f word)

(Ik-

(why is this giving me flashbacks of the sprite cranberry commercial)

(LMAO-

(S P R I T E C R A N B E R R Y )