please

I got raped

and i got sexually assaulted in school one
true story

I’ve once got rejected by a lesbian cause I didn’t know she was lesbian

yesterday i got rejected by over 10 girls

Smae

wow we have a lot in common

Yep… screams in hetero

i know 2 words in russian and they are both cuss words

Puto

blyat

Amazing

Today someone asked me waht year it was, I answered: You just won the most stupid question prise!
It was in Swedish, My school speaks Swedish, so that's why

I misspelled what...

oh lmao

Once upon a time i was born

once upon a time I was a fetus

once, my friend (let's call him 1) wasn't feeling well. The teacher was like "nah you'll be fine" after he asked to go to the bathroom. 1 ended up throwing up on top of like 3-5 seats, and the entire back row kids had to be moved to the front. 1 ended up going home. I was right next to him and I legit got up to get my pencil sharpened when I dodged the vomit. (sorry for the essay)

what