The grocery scanner story is false, though.

“I want to run the risk of ruining what is a lovely recession.” “We’re enjoying sluggish times, and not enjoying them very much.” “It’s no exaggeration to say the undecideds could go one way or another.” “I hope I stand for anti-bigotry, anti-Semitism, anti-racism. This is what drives me.” “I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job.” “The caribou love [the Alaska Pipeline}. They rub up against it, and they have babies.” "All I was appealing for was an endorsement, not suggesting you endorse it.” “Please don’t ask me to do that which I’ve just said I’m not going to do, because you’re burning up time. The meter is running through the sand on you, and I am now filibustering.” “The Democrats want to ram it down my ear in a political victory.” “[Those are] hyporhetorical questions.”; Now you see where Junior gets it from.