red ODST

Sam: Checks IFF to make sure suit is on its proper owner

(Isn't that just echo from the bad batch)
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May: *Shyly* Hello

(I think it’s from halo)

(its ODST from halo)

ODST John: *aims gun at you* who the f**k are you

May: eek, please don't hurt me, I'm May

ODST John: *where are you from*

May: I'm from Canada

ODST John: how the f**k are you in America

May: I moved here, Please don't hurt me
*May sees a bright amount of gold like light behind John*

ODST John: *puts gun away* welcome to USA kid

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Leo: Don't you even think about shooting her

ODST John: yeah im not

May: Oh hi Leo
Leo: Hi May

ODST John: well im searching for a deathclaw with a party hat on it

Leo: a party hat?
May: What's a deathclaw?

ODST John: im sorry *shoots the fat man*

May: He'll survive, he survived being cut in half

ODST John: *takes the party hat*

May: *Runs up and yoinks the hat* Ha yoink

*the rocket from fat man explodes and the deathclaw dies*

Leo: Oh come on
May: Wow

ODST John: take it i just needed the 1b caps

May: ...
Leo: Heh

ODST John: giant monsters with big horns and long claws

May: ...
Leo: I'll gladly hunt with you

ODST John: *eats raw mirelurk meat*

May: Hmm
Leo: *Let's start hunting*

(the image is deathclaw)

ODST John: ok lets get back to my base i will give you weapons

Leo: *Ignites the gold saber* I can handle myself

ODST John: ˇ*finds the deathclaw* there

May: *Starts making a weapon*
Leo: *Ignites the gold saber and dashes at the Deathclaw*

ODST John: yeah but the girl

May: I guess I'm coming with
Leo: She's coming with

ODST John: you guys are friends right

Leo: Yeah, she's the one who made these
*Leo points to his metallic legs*
May: It was very tough, gladly you were unconscious

Roblox and Halo gamer ODST John: *takes the caps*

THE END

*DRAMATIC ENDING*

*EPIC ASS DUBSTEP*

ODST John: *takes out fat man* GET AWAY FROM HIM

May: *Sigh* Leo always goes into the action without thinking twice