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Now where in the hell did you get this idea 😐

oh hi
simple so i accidently ate a whole table yk as you do and though "f**k i could do this professionally" and now i want this to be an olympic sport

How-

how

How do u accidentally eat a table-

you mean you don't-?

Lol ik

Wow
*wipes tear* what an enlightening story 😢 you must share it to the world

ikr
i must make this an olympic sport

They say the biggest eaters are made of the toughest stuff

ohok

Lol

What
Dad don’t do that

my PB is 3 minutes
this is why i've been buying so many tables lately

*cough* why'd they say dad.

Wait
How many children do you have idiot

bc they're your g r a n d c h i l d

like 5-

Shit I'm old

Please tell me you remember all their names

yes you are i think bubonic actually adopted someone so yous a g r e a t g r a n d m o t h e r

i think so xD

F**k 👁️👄👁️

You THINK? WHAT TYPE OF FATHER ARE YOU

b o o m e r

I SAY THINK BC ONE OF THEM I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO C A L L BUT IK WHO THEY ARE

STFU BOI YOU'RE STRAIGHT UP OLDER THEN ME

HOW DO N O T KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOUR CHILD

true but like- boomer

IDK THEY CHANGED THEIR USER TOO MUCH

Bish how

Don't tell me.. Venus? (Venus isn't their current user)

IDK WHAT THEY'D BE MOST KNOWN AS

you a great grandmother that's how

no xD venus isn't one of the 5 it's https://imgflip.com/user/-Eyitayo_the_toga_simp- them

SMH IK WHO THAT IS JUST CALL THEM TOGA SIMP *SLAP*

OWW- I REMEMBER THEM THO
in total we got (in order of first becoming one of the children) bubonic, toga simp, waflle, nez and suga (nez asked for both of them at once so xD)

Who's nez... New user?

https://imgflip.com/user/Kasper- they changed their username a few times this is it currently xD

Babe why are you eating tables

funny story it started when i accidently ate a whole table yk as you do and though "f**k i could do this professionally" and now i want this to be an olympic sport

I ate a chair but not a table

chairs are okay but tables are where it's at
my PB is 3 minutes rn for a full dinner table
this is why i've been buying so many tables

huh

Why are you eating tables

tasty

Fair enough