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OFFICER, I STABBED THE CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE. YOU’VE GOTTA BELIEVE ME.

*snicker*
*laugh*
oh my god

What?

a child? why a child?!

Why not

It was an Anime Cartel unit, he was trying to mug somebody and I had to step in.

Tankman:

How about I take that helmet off your head?

Tankman: “I’m not alone.”

*Pulls out my Desert Eagle*
You wanna go!?

Tankman: *pulls out an AK-47*
“You dare challenge me?”

Yes, I am!

He floats a bit

*Guns down Tankman*

The bullets are squished
He sings the guns chorus and the room explodes

*Casually walks out of the room as if nothing happened*

Tankman: “DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?”
Slam

You know that Anime Cartel is an enemy of City 5 Protection Agency!

Tankman: “HE WAS BLEEDING, BEGGING YOU FOR MERCY. BUT YOU STABBED HIM, AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!”
Slam

You don't trust your enemies! There is a f**king reason I fight them!

Tankman: “Alright alright.. everything will be okay.”

Yeah, you say that now, but the Anime Cartel is responsible for the Inkopolus Incident.

Tankman: “that is not my are of expertise.”

Oh it will be, cause the Octoling mutants found a way out from there and are now here. So you'd better have a plan to kill these things when they start killing people.

Slam
Slam
Slam

I'm going start slamming your head into the wall if you don't stop!

You see a glowing ball

*Leaves the building and drives away*

The ball hits the car and it explodes

*Casually exits the car and walks out of range*

Yin: *Yawning* "Wait... 2824 STAB WOUNDS

Tankman: “No, just 28.”

Yin : "But I stabbed him 2824 times

Tankman: “…”

Yin: "Wot

Tankman: “.”

Yin: "tanks

Tankman leaves the room

Yin: :)))))))

Silence

Yin: "can I go

Moar silence

Yin: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It should have been 37

smily: i didn't do it

Tankman: “28 stab wounds…”

smily: he did that to himself ( wait i got a idea

Tankman: “JUST SAY ‘I KILLED HIM.’ IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?!?”
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