You have been summoned to the house of VIBES for you VIBE CHECK. State your name
‘I’m a “kill all meat eaters” vegan’
EEEEEUUUGGHH
You do realize that people can be good and also LIKE MEAT right?
‘That is impossible’
EEEEEUUGHHH
Stating a fact as incorrect is not a vibe
NOT A VIBE
‘But killing animals is bad and hurts the environment’
That doesn’t make the meat on the plate less dead
Also animals cause most of the carbon emissions, therefore preserving those heavy oxygen-consuming is harmful, and being harmful is not a vibe
NOT A VIBE
‘But-‘
VEGAN, you have brought HATERATION and HOLLERATION to the dancerie, and have thus FAILED the vibe check. Serve them only meat.
‘NOOOOOO’