I've come to make an announcement, Lucid is a bitch-ass motherf**ker! He violated #3 of my moral code! Yeah, that's right! He violated my moral code! And he said his dick was "This big" And I said that's DISGUSTING! So I made a call-out post on my ImgFlip.com, "Lucid, you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut but way smaller. And here's what mine looks like! *boooooooom* Yeah, that's right! No pillows, no carrots, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! You f**ked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the earth! Here's what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS! *laser fire* Except I'm not just pissing on the earth, I'm going HIGHER. I'm pissing on THE MOON!!! *laser fire* HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! HAHA! YOU HAVE 24 HOURS BEFORE MY LASER PISS REACHES THE EARTH!! NOW GET OUTTA MY SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
