"It's them, I’m your biggest fan" -a fan-

(Two figures quietly observe. One is short, the other is tall.)

Kyle: Carlos, I love you more than my streams
Carlos: *Chuckles* thanks Kyle

???: Hey there....

Kyle and Carlos: hello there

(The figures step out of the shadows.)

Carlos and Kyle: dream and a Envelope

Bob: SHUT THE F**K UP
Ron: i have Clup Penguib membership

Carlos: Ah, I'm sorry
Kyle: *To himself* that went 1-100 very quickly

kitsu: welp, my lucky day

Kyle: Hey Carlos
Carlos: Yeah
Kyle: Let's try to speak with our fans in person

kitsu: *watches* *his fox: kit runs up to them*

Kyle: Oh hello you cute fox
Carlos: Oooh your soooooooo cute

*kit points his head to kitsu*
kitsu: uh, hello

Kyle and Carlos: *Looks at Kitsu*
Carlos: Oh hello
Kyle: Hi

kitsu: -mentally: omg...-

Carlos: Soooo ummm
Kyle: How's your day *Chuckles*

Zaiden:*silently sits and listens*

Kyle: Hey Carlos
Carlos: Yeah
Kyle: Let's try to speak with our fans in person

Zaiden:*walks over* uhh hi

Kyle: Oh ummmm hi
Carlos: Hiiii, So umm

Zaiden:I'm one of your many fans

Kyle: I wonder what they think
Carlos: Hopefully not what I think

Zaiden:what

Kyle: Oh, I hope not
Carlos: You know, the extreme fan art

Zaiden:I don't look at it but yeah

Carlos: Oh god
Kyle: One second please

Zaiden:uhh ok

*Kyle and Carlos look at some of the art*
Carlos: Eww
Kyle: WHAT THE F**K

Zaiden:messed up isn't it

*Kyle shows Zaiden one and it is absolutely disgusting and bad*

Zaiden:one sec *turns around and throws up behind a tree* disgusting

Carlos: Agh, Kyle we need to expose the artist on twitter so cancel culture gets them
Kyle: oh yeah, good idea

Zaiden:or you know maybe a hacker could delete it

Kyle: Oh that could work
Carlos: *Starts hacking* I used to be a hacker

Zaiden:I was talking about me

Carlos: Oh
Kyle: oh

Zaiden:*pulls computer out of thin air and starts hacking*

Kyle and Carlos: *Watches*

All the cursed fan art dissappears

Kyle: phew
Carlos: YES!!!

Zaiden:ta da

*Carlos and Kyle gives Zaiden a thumbs up*

Stacy: *squealing* omgomgomgomg

Kyle: Hey Carlos
Carlos: Yeah
Kyle: Let's try to speak with our fans in person

Stacy: *a little shy* hi

Kyle: Hi
Carlos: Hello

Stacy: how are you guys

Both: Good

Stacy: that's good
*she's a little tense*

Agoti: holy shit tabi look its kyle and carlos
Tabi: oh god your right

Kyle: hi
Carlos: Hello

Agoti: nice to meet you two
Tabi: mhm

Kyle: Thanks
Carlos: It's a pleasure to meet our fans

Agoti: where fairly popular musicians well Tabi was
Tabi: I still would be if it wasn't for that bitch

Kyle: Whoaaa
Carlos: Wow that went from 0-10 very quickly

Tabi: sorry I just get a bit touchy when my past is mentioned
Agoti: weren't you the guy who tried to murder your ex?
Tabi: MOVING. ON.

Carlos: Huh
Kyle: Wait what

Agoti: oh I said that out loud
Tabi: you're an idiot.

Kyle: Don't hurt my girlfriend

Tabi: don't worry I won't I was a one-time thing and I'm not doing it again
Agoti: he won't trust me

Carlos: *steps back*
Kyle: *Also steps back*

Tabi: please don't be afraid I'm really friendly I just lost it that time and you two would do the same if you got turned into a invisible floating skull

Kyle and Carlos: What are you making up

Tabi: ok fine I'll tell you the story and you have to believe me since this meat head *points at agoti* exist this isn't so far out of imagination