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Cats:

If you can't sing or dance, you go to hel|.

Hamilton:
An orphaned immigrant from somewhere comes to America and screws up the financial system, being an @$$hole along the way.

The Book Of Mormon
A religious dude who may or may not be gay goes to Uganda and tries to make them mormon.

I think that Disney made this into a musical (anything for a buck, am I right?) so it should count.

A person that identifies as a girl runs away from home, get's abducted by a species fluid being, imagines that she sees inanimate objects talking, singing, and dancing, her sperm donor parental unit tries to rescue her but is also taken prisoner, a brave rugged CIS man comes to rescue her but the species fluid being renders him to room temperature, species fluid being changes into a privileged white member of the ruling class oppressor and they fall in CIS love.

How's that?

Noice

But it makes Gaston look like the good guy

According to the neo-Gaston movement, you may be right.

True, and he's not even vegan.

Wow.

dear evan hansen: dude gets popular and gets a girlfriend and a college fund offered to him because he lied about where he was and who he was with when he broke his arm

Cats: Furries

dear evan hansen: (daddy issues the musical) guy obsessed with trees breaks his arm and makes out with the dead kid's sister who thinks he awesome because he lied about being friends with the dead dude.

wicked: its not easy being green the musical

high schooler with tree obsession lies about being broskis with the dead dude to make out with his sister and gets rich and famous and then gets busted

moulin rouge:
a theater nerd falls in love with a sparkly h0e who's betrothed to a rich man-karen and doomed to die

The greatest showman:
Guy goes in debt to make a freak show cool

Accurate.

In The Heights:

Some poor people live in New York and like one day the power went out or smth and also smth about the lottery

Ain't Too Proud:

Some ol' motown singer group idk

Come From Away:

Some place in like Canada or smth does things for people after some incident the the United States