Battery

W. Logic: Its time to go.

Battery: Wh- where?

W. Logic: You've lived a good life.

Battery: So ur not gonna HELP me?

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Evangeline: Not my problem

Battery: H- help...

Evangeline: what

Battery: Bye.... *dies*

Evangeline: *gone*

Battery: Help...

Evangeline: how can I help

Battery: I... dont know..

*Evangeline pulls a phone charging cord*
Evangeline: maybe this will help

Battery: *starts screaming* PUT IT AWAY!! PUT THE F**KING THING AWAY!!

Evangeline: Okay, okay I'm sorry

Battery: THATS HOW I WAS ALMOST KILLED IDIOT

Evangeline: *Walks away*

Here * gives you hello kitty bandaids* these should help

battery: no

Whoopsies, guess you’re going to die sorry

battery: im unable to. im just a robot.

(i updated him btw)

Oh yeah,i forgot. Wait how tf can computers bleed

his old desgin he was a human running on computer software

Oh….well if you got stabbed with a charger then ig we’ll have to fix the messed up plugs,or something idk

lets just say he hot stabbed with a knife but it only cut the cords to his arms or some shit idk

Computer veins are cords

Just delete the pain file or sum idk

Makane: Um you ok?

Battery: No

Makane: What happened?

Battery: Th- this person just ran up to me and stabbed me with a weaponised char- charger…

*turns into an angel and fixes him>
There

Battery: *gets up* Thanks!

Makane: Dont mention it.
(Can we use memechat? It may be better cuz she's in a WHOLE different universe-)

Battery: Mk
(the thing with memechat for me is that it just doesn't work.. the memes just cover the text box… sorry…)

(Its fine i can do it here)
Makane: Well ima head back to my universe, if you wanna come be ready. *she makes a portal and dives right in*

Battery: I- sure! *follows her*

*they start falling out of the sky but Makane looks chill, but for some reason she doesn't decide to fly*

Battery:

Makane: xD-

Battery: *starts glitching*

*Makane goes angel and fixes him again*

Battery: I- i- its someth- som- something with your sp- sp- spell. it messes with my har- har- har- hardware.

Makane: oh. Well just rest then

Battery: I ca- ca- cant at th- th- the moment. it ju- ju- just makes the gl- gl- glithing worse. leave me here and i- i- ill bluescreen soo- soon. ive had thi- thi- this happen before.

*Makane fixes him with tools*

You- your just making it wo- wo- worse… lea- lea- leave me alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo- alo-

Makane: Woops-

Battery: *trying to say something but the words dont make sense as they are backwards and heavily distorted*

Makane: Uhhhh

Battery: noos neercseulb dluohs i

Makane: Okie go ahead
(When you can read backwards-

Battery:
(i would put that through a backwads text generator and than through zalgo.org but im too lazy)

(Lol-)

Battery: *bluescreens*

Makane: I guess we wait-

Battery [Working on updates… 5% complete… 12 hours remaining]
(ima head to bed im tired lol)

(K)

Battery: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPEN- *bluescreens*

*a pile of sand catches them*
Makane: Calm down my friend got us

Battery: *restarts* What. the. f**k. was. that.

Makane: It happens whenever you fall into a universe.
???: Makane you can fly-
Makane: He can't-

Battery: Oh… ok- Also who was that?

???: I'm Gaara if the Sand
Makane: Why so formal?

Battery: Oh ok… *still kinda shocked that he fell hundreds of feet and lived*

Gaara: We fall all the time. But we are ninja so-

Battery: Ah, I see.

Gaara: Welcome to Sunagakure.
Makane: The Village Hidden in the Sand.

OML I ACCIDENTLY FLAGGED I AM SO SORRY-