German soldier throwing grenade at furries

Jacob: * gets m60 ready * lets go

This time they aren’t gonna be sweating because of their suits.

Jacob: yea ready bois?

25 other soilders: yee

Jacob: we got a war to finish

Jacob, where are the dynamite sticks?

Jacob: In my backpack, also got the fire ammo

Jacob, those are slim Jims.

Jacob: MICHAEL!!

Michael: I was hungry!

Michael, those cost more than 23,000 dollars.

Alright team did you guys get the helicopters for the extraction?

Tanner: I knew this would happen * pulls out a few dynamite sticks *

Jesus Christ tanner these guards are either blind or your a fallout character.

Jacob: No Michael is just an idiot

Michael: HEY

Alright well at least we got the bombs planted around the building.

Jacob: Okay, is everyone ready?

Let's f**king go!

they go in and start killing

Furries?

yes, wait. Why are you invading a lot of RPs?

What else is a Russian supposed to do?

Do your own RP

Don't try to add yourself in other RP's

Can you help me find a DO with a child in it?

what

RP

Uhhhhhhhhhh, can't you just look in the stream?

There are not that many

*chokes on spit for some reason*

Alright, where is the bank?

Bank?

Isn't that the place?

Look at the picture. Now think of the word genocide.

WE SHALL FEAST ON THE WEAK!

Shadow: I don't think so buddy.

I think so buddy.

Shadow: No.

Yes

Shadow: Well what is the heist for? Are we stealing oreos or-

Oh heist is an easy get around for the word genocide

Shadow: What-

Yes

Spark, in full ATMAS armor, save the helmet: "Since when did this become a war?"

only a stick grenade?

Nah we got 2 humvees.

thats it??? where are the nuclear weapons???

We get defunded due to us “not being a charity” nor “saving any Albanian kids”

bah, get the Kalashnikovs comrade, we are doing this the old-fashioned way.

Nyet, comrade. MIG -15S

MTF: We have drones online and our weapons are ready we can breach and recontain SCP-0W0