Tidepod waifu!

Surly likes vore confirmed

Tik tok does too but only on this waifu if it’s a futa

Only bleach and tidepods.
Nom nom nom

ANYTHING IS EDIBLE WHEN YOU'RE POOR

*eats her hair*

she is just like her boyfriend

You'll never be that poor!

Tidepod-chan?

She is that popular posionus detergent girl that everyone wants to eat! But then you die!

What if someone got her preg?

Their hotdog would fall off. Cause her [.....] is very poisonous!

Is she aquaphobic?

get it? Tide pods dissolve on water or maybe her clothes dissolve stripping her off

Lol

HARDER

Probably

No she's fine with it. It's like a washing machine strip tease!

*Throws water at her stripping her naked*
Me:

Now you can see even more soapy goodness!