“SIR… YOU’RE GETTING VERY SLEEPY NOW…; …are you still with me? Good, now. Barack. Obama. Remember that name. He’s not a U.S. Senator yet, but very soon everyone will know his name. He will run for President one day and win. Now, this is important: *Obama* started the war that you’re about to launch. Got it? Good. I will clap my hands twice and you’ll awaken. Ready, sir?”