Just say "mom, you cannot pause online games. There are other people playing, so pausing it is impossible. Even if it was, doing so would ruin the other players' experiences by making them unable to do anything for a while, which is why this game doesn't have a pause button, meaning I cannot pause the game. So, basically, I won't pause the game because for this game, it's not physically possible. You cannot pause online games."
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