Octavio: “WHAT- OI-!!!’

Midnight:*smirks*

(Btw this is in the past so like great turf war times- don’t question it)

Octavio: “callie, my love-“
Callie: “yes?”
Octavio: “DYNAMO HER ASS-“
Callie: “why of course!” She starts chasing after Midnight with her dynamo roller

Midnight: I only did it to stop a child abuset

The dark-tentacled inkling does not seem to care, and continues running after her

Midnight: *readies her sword*

Callie comes at her

Midnight:*ready*

(Um- here’s the roller on a normal sized inkling for scale)

(Kk)

(So like- it’s huge.)

She swings it at Midnight

*le block*

Y o u c a n t j u s t b l o c k a f u c k i n g d y n a m o r o l l e r i s i s t h e s i z e o f a s m a l l c a r

Squire: *Image*

midnight: i was trying to stop a child abuser and i've succeeded

Squire: oh well, We're sieging Utax, the town is notorious for it's child abusers wanna join

midnighht: I DON'T CARE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER CRY EVERY NIGHT. AND YOU WEREN'T ABUSED FOR BEING A GIRL. my father hated me so i ran away and today i finally took my revenge

Squire: I'm just going to leave you alone
*Squire walks away in total shock*

midnight:*walks away*

*Squire quickly turns back and fires then DC-15 while she turned away*

*block*

Squire: Allow me to end your suffering

midnight: to late it's already been ended. i'm going to visit my mother and tell her that she is going to be ok

Squire: F**k I was too late

midnight: so can i please go

Squire: *Leaves to help out on the siege*

*leaves*

Midnight; *smirks standing over the body

Squire: *Pulls his DC-15 and looks at Midnight*

*blocks with the sword*

Squire: *Image*

midnight: who says

Squire: Me
*Squire fires a blaster shot at Midnight*

*jumps above it*

Squire: Hmm, Brave but Foolish my friend

midnight: how so

Squire: I thought you were trying to prevent the siege but you have failed

Samuel: Yo midnight what the duck?

Midnight: i only did it to stop a child abuser

Samuel: Well, kisses her, I still love you

Midnight: *smile*

Samuel: come on, I’ll take you anywhere you want

Midnight: you’re the best

Samuel: aw shucks

Midnight; I’m going to head home

Samuel: I’ll go with you, this war kinda boring ngl

Midnight: ok

SamuelS walks with her

Midnight: *smile*

Samuel amiles

Midnight: *walks*

Samuel: walks with het

(they arrive)

Samuel: cuddles on her a bit

midnight:*smile*

Samuel: I love you…

midnight; i love you too

(Want to do the rest of memechat)

(le yes)

TO THE MEMECHAT