joint training with the crusaders

Welcome to the AAA Antarctic base.
Today we will simulate a post-apocalyptic scenario.
In this scenario, the AAA and Crusaders went into a war with a huge hentai/heresy stream and ended up fighting a nuclear war. This simulation will have you rise from the bunkers and invade enemy land during nuclear winter. Avoid the areas marked as radioactive and let no enemy survive. Good luck.

May I join you guys?

Sure, we accept everyone as long as they will be loyal and not betray us.

Ok, where are we at?

This was a joint training exercise with the Crusaders two months ago, currently we’re at peace

OK. Tell me if anything happens.

But we can't immediately go into nuclear war. As we need backstory. After all. This is a joint training exercise. We simulate wars. So we need to simulate all of it....

I'll start

*Clears throat*

It was a dark and stormy night. Crusader troops were Stationed around the stream, around their borders. The navy was patrolling. The air force on standby. And then. Hentai girls and hentai boys start walking to the border. The troops were ready to fire. But in the end. It was the Hentai girls who shot first. They jumped on the troops and started raping them. But the troops got up and slaughtered them.

More and more heretics showed up. But the troops gunned them down. The crusaders then advanced to the heretics. The next day, the AAA received word of the attack and they soon joined the war.

However. This wasn't a normal heresy stream, this was a large, nuclear hentai stream.

As the allied forces marched into enemy territory, the Hentai Empire continued to produce the most horrible heresy and smut, forcing the allies to air strike the heresy production facilities.
Once the Crusaders neared 50 miles from the capital, the Hentai Empire launched all 20,000 nukes at the AAA. In retaliation, the AAA launched all 50,000 nukes and the Crusaders launched (idk how many nukes you have) nukes at the Hentai Empire. After the nuclear war, the reconstruction process is agonizing and slow, and the remaining pro-hentai "Loyalists" continue to attack the Crusaders and AAA and rape their settlements while the "Reformist" faction has largely abandoned hentai and aligned itself with the Anime Police. Only when the last vestiges of the Hentai Empire's government are completely abolished can we claim victory.

(We got a million nukes due to a military buildup a few months back)

Now it is time to eliminate the hentai

After years of hard work on Operation Resurrection to bring back the AAA and Crusaders to their former glory, we are ready. The Holy Anti-Hentai Armies are ready to finally storm the Empire's remains and take vengeance for the millions who died in the war. We will launch over a hundred thousand nuke to completely disable them and wipe out the survivors. Operation Thunderclap begins now! LET'S GO BOYS!
(Training session begins, the AAA and Crusader troops shoot at the Waifu hentai girl targets)

LETS GO

DEUS VULT!

*Intense shooting begins, moving targets begin to simulate a charge of yaoi hentai boy reinforcements*
Me: SHOOT THOSE HERETICS, MEN! EITHER WE SHOOT THEM, OR THEY'LL SHOOT US! THINK OF YOUR WIVES AND CHILDREN! THINK OF YOUR COUNTRY! WE FIGHT TODAY FOR HOLINESS, FOR JUSTICE, FOR FREEDOM!
Army: *shouts AAA-Crusader warcry*
*The simulated charge is totally annihilated, the hentai forces are routed. The simulation moves to the next level, which occurs two weeks after the first in the simulation timeline*

*The next day*

19 TANK DIVISIONS ARRIVE IN HENTAI-EMPIRE. HENTAI FORCES PETRIFIED. REPORTS OF HENTAI FORCES COMMITTING SELF DEATH BECAUSE OF IT. THE TANKS ADVANCE ON THE CAPITAL SINCE THE HENTAI TANKS ARE USELESS AND HORRIBLE.

This mission, you will need to exploit the Hentai Empire's technological weakness (their terribly outdated tanks) while counteracting their fanatical resistance against our attack on the capital. The porn producers are greedy, they don't how many lives they ruin, all they want are the profits the make selling their smut, and they will do anything to defend their profits. We must enter the capital and seize and systematically destroy the main hentai production district. Be warned; there will be extremely heavy resistance.
*marching onto the simulated battlefield*
Me: COME ON, WE BEAT THEM BEFORE, WE'LL BEAT THEM AGAIN! LET'S MAKE EVERY BULLET COUNT
*The army storms the capital's gates. The iron gate is blown apart by tanks and the army crashes into the porn studio*
Brother Paul, Crusader Knight: Why have you forsaken this accursed land, O Lord? Why are these sinful terrors allowed to exist?
Seargant Morris, AAA Officer: My God, it's horrible. The sheer scope of this miserable place, full of adultery and fornication, I can not comprehend. (Calling to his platoon) GO, GET THOSE HENTAI BASTARDS, AVENGE YOUR COMPATRIOTS! AVENGE YOUR FALLEN COMRADES! MAKE THOSE HEATHENS PAY!

*Airstrikes going on*

Troops: COME ON COME ON, TAKE THE CAPITAL. DESTROY THE HENTAI FACTORIES. LEAVE NO HENTAI ALIVE. *They charge in the capital*

*pulls out PTRD* Ima blow a crater into someone's head rn.

*The capital is quickly bombed and blown to rubble. Amidst the wreckage, the last government of the Hentai Empire is destroyed, fulfilling our quest for vengeance. In imitation of the Reichstag photo, the Crusader and AAA flags are raised above what remains of the Emperor's palace.*
Me: OK, now that we've shot all those double-crossing hentai producers, we gotta burn all their smut! Get the matches and gas, we're gonna get a bonfire going!*

Crusaders: DEUS VULT!

AAA soldiers: NO ANIME!

Together: DEUS VULT AND NO ANIME!

Little did we know. The war was far from over...as the RADICAL weebs were now joining. The radicals watch hentai everyday, they love japan so much they've become japanese. They eat japanese, speak japanese, changed their looks, and changed their identity. These radicals are not liked much and they aren't powerful. However they have a lot of stuff. Their war plan is to overwhelm the enemy with tanks, planes, and soldiers. A bad plan but they are large. And so in they went.

The Crusader and AAA troops were stationed in the hentai empire. Their spies already got word of the attack. And they were more than prepared.

The radicals start a huge offensive, they besiege the former hentai capital but are defeated, however they are still quite strong. The AAA bombs their factories.

The radicals request a ceasefire. However the allies (AAA and crusaders in this exercise) know this is just a ploy for them to regather their forces. So they decline and they continue the offensive. The radicals have no choice but to put all hentai men in the army and all hentai women in the factories. As a result their factories are bombed 24/7

Zero two is full of horrifying hentai girls doing lewd dances. Deciding that the horrors are so bad no soldier should have to see them, the city is burned with holy napalm and the ruins are rebuilt and renamed "Outremer City" after a French name for the real life Crusader States. The destruction of Zero Two is devastating for the Commonwealth, as a result they retreat to their largest city, Zootopia, which is ravaged by brutal urban warfare.

All the conquered territores are given to the AAA or Crusader.

The Zootopia city is full of furries and anime girls. The furries however seek refuge in the furries-stream as they are anti-war. The only reason they live there is because it was a furry city and Furries-stream was too far away. The city is liberated and turned in to "Skipper" city (The main AAA penguin). They then move on to the final city. The capital. The hentai forces new that all would be lost if the city fell. The city was named "UwU Zero two~" and when the AAA and Crusaders entered it. It was the most disgusting city ever. As in there was hentai everywhere, people were doing "it" in public. Civilian's got cought up in the crossfire because they tried to run at the AAA and try to convert them. The AAA was too strong and they pushed them back. The city would be sieged for 3 years before surrender...

Thei Radicals' desperate human wave tactics fail miserably and they are easily pushed back to the mountains. The Allies carpet bombs their remaining positions.

Approximately 60 Million Radical PoW's are captured before the Radicals surrender. Their country is split up between the AAA, Crusaders, TF141, Delta_Force, PornPolice, and other allies. The war is finally over, for some time.

The AAA starts to drive the Commonwealth out of its territory, but after we advance about 20 miles into enemy land, we are held back by bloody trench warfare.

Both sides try to create ways to break the deadlock. The hentai forces use hentai flyers, smut, but the AAA and Crusader forces always keep the Bible ready (or other religious texts for non-christians) so they don't succumb to heresy.

The AAA immediately send 600,000 tanks and 1 million aircraft to bomb the rebels into oblivion. The AAA is also sending 1,300,000 soldiers to quell the uprising

The crusaders send the same amount of troops as to not use all of the troops. Artillery pummeling goes on for days before the attack continues.

After the brutal three-year siege,the vengeful Crusaders and AAA razed the city to the ground and completely wrecked the place. The resulting massacre was 10 times larger than the First Crusade's capture of Jerusalem and the Fourth Crusade's sack of Constantinople combined.

The city was burnt to the ground. Holifying it would be useless as they wouldn't listen. The country was then reformed to a new nation. A holy one.

Finally the AAA deploys Legionary tanks to destroy enemy forts, the resulting blitzkrieg leads to us occupying 37% of enemy territory.

Everything goes well for the AAA and Crusaders. Until their reach the town of "Zero two." The city is a morally important place. For the hentai forces atleast. If it falls, all morale is gone. The hentai forces toughen up and now the AAA and Crusaders have to go into siege.

The rebel forces are decimated. Only half of them survive but now they start Viet Cong style guerilla warfare in the mountains.

The Radicals thought we were weak. But little did they know. We were trained in any type of war fare. Their glorious guerilla warfare had instead turned into a war for survival. On average, around 500,000 radicals were dying per day. (Radicals are the super hentai soldiers btw). The Radicals were in full retreat and then. They decided to put in their reservist armies.

After several years, the AAA sends scouting expeditions into the wilderness to the south. What they find is horrifying. A mix of Hentai Empire loyalists, catgirls, and yiff furries inhabit the wretched, desolate land. Upon first contact, the Hentai-Yiff Commonwealth declares war on the AAA and Crusaders as revenge for the end of the Hentai Empire.

To start off, the AAA and Crusaders bomb them with airstrikes for months.

Commonwealth forces start to invade the AAA in retaliation. The AAA makes defensive positions to resist the attack.

This time, TheCoalitions, LoN, PornPolice, and others join in to finallly end them

LET'S PUT THESE HENTAI PEEPS IN HORNY JAIL!

YE

😇begone thots, go away!!!

Killing heresy with the bois

(Alright)

We are patrolling

Hello.

hi

We’re do you need me?

idk, do what you want
currently we're at peace on imgflip but you could attack weebs on other websites

Ok will do

I've trolled multiple web chat rooms and been temporarily banned from a few
i have no regrets

Woof

*weeb