So I have gatcha-

Midnight: *draws her sword*

??: *egnores her* WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE *talking to jess*
Jess: ..a f**king God.. *walks away*
Cole : holy shit-

Midnight: SHUT UP YOU BASTARD

???: wtf-
Cole: hi midnight!

midnight: hey cole

???: who are you

*her head goes down a bit and a creepy smile shows up on her face* they call me midnight

???: and they call me sunlight but seriously what’s your name

midnight: i just told you

???: ….

midnight:*smirk*

???. ….
Cole: is he ok-?

midnight: most people react like this when the here my name

Cole: but it’s cute :)
Jess: *comes back with a cookie* he good

midnight: no he ain't good i gave him a mental illness.

Jess: oh kewl

midnight: very

???: *passss out*
Jess: you sure he’s ok

midnight: i just said he has mental health issues

Jess: still

midnight: anyway *puts her sword back in the holster on her back* whats up

Jess: I have no idea he just started yelling at us cuz we have ears
Cole. Said we were a ‘furry’ or something

midnight: i'm a furry

Cole: what is a furry

midnight: half animal half human

Cole: yep that’s us
(Cole and Jess are siblings btw)

midnight: that can also turn into that animal. i'm half wolf

Cole: oh we can’t

Midnight: well I guess only some can

Jess: guess so
Cole: shut up you only did it once

Midnight: ...

thats a lycanthrope not a furry

wooops

a furry is a person who dresses in fursuits and says uwu

uwu

Jess: fine
Cole: anywaysss wanna go to lunch

Midnight: sure

Cole: Oke kewl come on
Jess: *walks to the cafeteria*

*follows them*

Zaiden:...

???: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Jess: ..a f**king. God.. *walks away*
Cole: :0

Zaiden*talking to???*:hey a$$hole be more polite or feel the wrath of me (he is short)

???: hmm no

Zaiden:time to die *punches ???*

??: what the hell! *starts beating zaiden*
Cole: shittt- JESSSAS
Jess: wha- oh shit *grabs ???*

Zaiden:you dumb f**k *punches ??? In the gut until they cough blood*

Jess: ohok go ahead

Zaiden:never underestimate short people

???: *cough* s-stop
Jess: …no

Zaiden:why

Jess: cuz *punches ???*

Zaiden:let me finish him

Jess: oke

Zaiden:*lifts him in the air and slams him on the ground* I may be short but I'm not weak

Jess: damn
Cole: weoww

Zaiden:I think he's done

Jess: yep

Zaiden:*looking possessed* dessessop kool ot emit plew (translation:welp time to look possessed)

Jess. Ohok

Zaiden:*stops* well that was fun